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ERage

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Take cheap shots at the opposite gender.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Why did God give women arms?
Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

OK, now you all go.
 
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
 
This one is specifically for when Knyte leaves Kiwi (for me of course)...




The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 
wonko80 said:
I know. Please post explanations with each joke so I know why I should laugh.
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You're right, this thread is a terrible idea. Lock it , ban me. I should not try to make light of the gender differences.

or wait, here's an idea. If you don't think it's funny you could just choose to not participate rather than take a shit in my thread. Everyone else did.
 
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ERage said:
You're right, this thread is a terrible idea. Lock it , ban me. I should not try to make light of the gender differences.

or wait, here's an idea. If you don't think it's funny you could just choose to not participate rather than take a shit in my thread. Everyone else did :eek:
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You misinterpreted my post. I was trying to build on your joke and say that I am non technical, so I need it explained to me. I wasn't trying to be all high and mighty about gender equality and stuff.




I do find it ironic that you reacted like a girl in the thread about gender jokes. Was that on purpose?
 
wonko80 said:
You misinterpreted my post. I was trying to build on your joke and say that I am non technical, so I need it explained to me. I wasn't trying to be all high and mighty about gender equality and stuff.




I do find it ironic that you reacted like a girl in the thread about gender jokes. Was that on purpose?
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No. Although I have been told I'm pretty like a girl.
 
Ever hear the joke about that one woman?

Of course you didn't, women aren't important or interesting enough to write jokes about.

AM I RITE?
 
Every woman on this forum now hates me. I was hoping they would chime in with some man jokes too :(
 
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Women don't have to chime in. Their joke is can withhold sex from their men if they don't like something. They win.
 
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