To those of you at the Atlanta meet

[Pandora]

you don't think i can take what you have to give? andora:

You have issue with people sexing in your house? Yet sexing your baby is fair game? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Double EWWWW!

 

[Thorn Bird]

You have issue with people sexing in your house? Yet sexing your baby is fair game? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Double EWWWW!

sex is gross. it's fun, but it's gross.

and sexing the baby. you do know it's ok to have sex when pregnant, right? he/she is niiiiiice and warm in the little liquid bubble. sex is actually calming for everyone involved.



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[APRIL]

But that would make it a three-some tho.


That's incest!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So its ok for you to sex it up with a baby in the house but its not ok for me to bust a nut on the bathroom counter? The hells up with that?

 

[theacoustician]

sex is gross. it's fun, but it's gross.

and sexing the baby. you do know it's ok to have sex when pregnant, right? he/she is niiiiiice and warm in the little liquid bubble. sex is actually calming for everyone involved.



edit:

Everyone involved? I don't think so. Calming for you maybe, but if I had some massive fleshy member ramming my house and suddenly I was awash in a tsunami of semen, I think the last thing I'd be is calm.

 

[Pandora]

But that would make it a three-some tho.


That's incest!

EXACTLY! There should be no jizzing on the baby.

 

[Thorn Bird]

So its ok for you to sex it up with a baby in the house but its not ok for me to bust a nut on the bathroom counter? The hells up with that?

it's my house.

 

[Thorn Bird]

oh lordy mae. please tell me y'all are kidding and you know this is normal. please dear god tell me so.

 

[kiwi]

Everyone involved? I don't think so. Calming for you maybe, but if I had some massive fleshy member ramming my house and suddenly I was awash in a tsunami of semen, I think the last thing I'd be is calm.

There is a plug between the baby and the outside world. Also the kid is in a sac so nothing that isn't supposed to be there can get in, including semen.

 

[theacoustician]

There is a plug between the baby and the outside world. Also the kid is in a sac so nothing that isn't supposed to be there can get in, including semen.

If you have sex while pregnant, and that child is a boy, he will end up gay. True story.

 

[APRIL]

oh lordy mae. please tell me y'all are kidding and you know this is normal. please dear god tell me so.

I know it's 'normal' to do it, but the idea is still disturbing.

There is a plug between the baby and the outside world. Also the kid is in a sac so nothing that isn't supposed to be there can get in, including semen.

There's an innocent young life being caught up in a dirty porno scene unwillingly. It's just not fair!

 

[APRIL]

If you have sex while pregnant, and that child is a boy, he will end up gay. True story.

Let me ask fly if this is true.

 

[Pandora]

oh lordy mae. please tell me y'all are kidding and you know this is normal. please dear god tell me so.

THERE IS A BABY IN THERE. I'm telling Spangette that daddy has jizzed on her bubble.

 

[APRIL]

THERE IS A BABY IN THERE. I'm telling Spangette that daddy has jizzed on her bubble.

BWHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH

 

[kiwi]

oh lordy mae. please tell me y'all are kidding and you know this is normal. please dear god tell me so.

Seriously. I can't imagine going 9 months without having sex.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i just read that increased sex drive could mean you're having a boy. hmm.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it's my house.

You dont want your guests to feel at home?

 

[kiwi]

i just read that increased sex drive could mean you're having a boy. hmm.

Well you aren't going to know for about 6 more months.

And that's not true, I didn't have an increased sex drive.

 

[thrawn]

THERE IS A BABY IN THERE. I'm telling Spangette that daddy has jizzed on her bubble.

 

[Thorn Bird]

You dont want your guests to feel at home?

go feel at home in your own home.
































of course i know sex happens in this house without spange and i being participants. i just don't want to know about it, especially since i'm the one changing the sheets.