Ontopic The new car-seching thread

Ok, Jehannum has cars he doesn't drive. Just answer the question honestly.

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Yes I'll fit, supras are huge. I wont need a van. Thanks
 
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Listen up peepaw, I drive all the cars I own with the exception of the roadster that isn't yet running.
No umbrage intended fellow cryptid - I just meant a man owning a vehicle and driving it aren't the same thing.


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The Hummer EV weighs 9000lb and accelerates to 60mph in 3s. At what point do manufacturers become liable for putting that amount of energy in the hands of Average American Drivers, who aren't even competent enough to manage stopping at stop signs? Half-tons these days are already beyond the capabilities of many to drive safely.
 
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Hope they got some hella traction control and antilock or half the country is gonna be highway of death in the winter.
Maybe have a weak mode then you have to pass an advanced driving test to unlock full power.
 
There was a corvette model like that at one time. Came with 2 keys. Like 32 valves and you needed the other key to engage the second set of 16 for full midlife crisis performance.
 
Hope they got some hella traction control and antilock or half the country is gonna be highway of death in the winter.
Maybe have a weak mode then you have to pass an advanced driving test to unlock full power.
It's >$100k so they won't be abundant, but that also means that pretty much every one of them you see will have a sociopath behind the wheel.
 
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There was a corvette model like that at one time. Came with 2 keys. Like 32 valves and you needed the other key to engage the second set of 16 for full midlife crisis performance.
No, the ZR1 didn't come with a deactivating valvetrain.

Several have come with valet keys though that will limit performance and top speed. Probably the most famous car for that are the old Mercedes chassis that Dodge has been selling as the "Hellcat" Charger, with it's extra red key that gets you another 200HP over the "regular" key you're supposed to drive around with.
 
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Stop signs and turn signals.

What are two things drivers don't use in PA, Alex!
Had some middle-aged guy try to fight me in Walmart's parking lot. I had sat at a four way stop and watched him roll through, from my right, while looking at his lap. Gave him the horn and could clearly see the shock on his face that there was another car there at all. So I guess to prove he wasn't scared and a big tough guy he followed me while I parked. Should have just hit him square in the door and then had him buy me a new car.

It's getting to the point where I consider just letting people fuck up and hit me and then suing the shit out of them.
 
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Had some middle-aged guy try to fight me in Walmart's parking lot. I had sat at a four way stop and watched him roll through, from my right, while looking at his lap. Gave him the horn and could clearly see the shock on his face that there was another car there at all. So I guess to prove he wasn't scared and a big tough guy he followed me while I parked. Should have just hit him square in the door and then had him buy me a new car.

It's getting to the point where I consider just letting people fuck up and hit me and then suing the shit out of them.

It's not worth the risk of a spinal injury, Hoggz. A million bucks is worthless if it comes with a wheelchair.