Thread Stage 5 Clinger v2021

[Domon]

i’ll tell him about it some day
in front of his girlfriend or boyfriend .. i’m not here to assume

Im glad my kiddos are growing up in a household where they know that shit is flexible and that everyone is different. Boys can love and marry boys, girls, etc. Havent gotten into the more complicated things like asexuality or poly stuff yet and dont need to at their age, but the broad method that theres no right and wrong when it comes to love as long as everyone is happy and consenting is the baseline

 

[Jehannum]

my kid found one of my toys once and it was a red rubber jelly double headed dildo that was like a a foot and a half long and he was swinging it screaming LITE SABERRRRRR he was 2

 

[Petunia]

Why so short?

it was my little quickie toy lol not one of my big ones

 

[Petunia]

He’s probably throwing cash at hoes like they are tortoises

allandjdjfjskakksdjhdksks omg

 

[Petunia]

Im glad my kiddos are growing up in a household where they know that shit is flexible and that everyone is different. Boys can love and marry boys, girls, etc. Havent gotten into the more complicated things like asexuality or poly stuff yet and dont need to at their age, but the broad method that theres no right and wrong when it comes to love as long as everyone is happy and consenting is the baseline

same. love is love in our home.
plus someone went and told my son that i was bisexual before i had a chance to tell him so we had to dive right into that conversation real quick

he’s a great kid who’s so loving and supportive

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im glad my kiddos are growing up in a household where they know that shit is flexible and that everyone is different. Boys can love and marry boys, girls, etc. Havent gotten into the more complicated things like asexuality or poly stuff yet and dont need to at their age, but the broad method that theres no right and wrong when it comes to love as long as everyone is happy and consenting is the baseline

Told the boy at one point that sometimes dudes like dudes and sometimes girls like girls
Not been a point of confusions since

 

[fly]

same. love is love in our home.
plus someone went and told my son that i was bisexual before i had a chance to tell him so we had to dive right into that conversation real quick

he’s a great kid who’s so loving and supportive

His friends were like, daaaaaamn your mom is fucking hot.

 

[Petunia]

So S5C aka Sam is back…
she wants my advice on what she should do with me, a person she has never met but she cares about apparently..



S5C is relentless

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Tell her you think women with shaved heads is sexy. Maybe this winter her brain will freeze solid and you won't have to deal with her

 

[Peppers]

So S5C aka Sam is back…
she wants my advice on what she should do with me, a person she has never met but she cares about apparently..



S5C is relentless

Reading that is like looking at one of Valve's pizzas. It just hurts.

 

[Petunia]

i ignored her pathetic bait about giving her advice about me.

she’s trying to lure me with her river phoenix hair!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

yer gonna be eatin her ass by sunday night

 

[Peppers]

i ignored her pathetic bait about giving her advice about me.

she’s trying to lure me with her river phoenix hair!

You need to cut it off and tell her we're as dead as River Phoenix.

 

[Petunia]

You need to cut it off and tell her we're as dead as River Phoenix.

i should tell her i’m more into Will Wheaton and watch her transform

 

[fly]

i should tell her i’m more into Will Wheaton and watch her transform

omg Wil Wheaton.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

i ignored her pathetic bait about giving her advice about me.

she’s trying to lure me with her river phoenix hair!

Surely you're aware that it takes two to tango? You keep responding.

 

[fly]

Surely you're aware that it takes two to tango? You keep responding.

Seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with you people?

Right?
"Kiki, you know you are just creating drama by doing this?"

Kiki is a psy-vampire that feeds on it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I somewhat understand the "I'm not into them, but it's nice that they're into me" but for me that mostly means "I am aware that you stare at me a lot, I am purposefully ignoring it". Not like I string them along.

 

[august]

I somewhat understand the "I'm not into them, but it's nice that they're into me" but for me that mostly means "I am aware that you stare at me a lot, I am purposefully ignoring it". Not like I string them along.

she isn't stringing her along, though. she's both implicitly and explicitly indicated she's not into it.