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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why no backing in?
Thats the only way were allowed to park at work. "for safety" they say.

 

[wetwillie]

Why no backing in?
Thats the only way were allowed to park at work. "for safety" they say.

Because most people suck at backing up? i prefer pulling in but face out is nice when leaving.

 

[Petunia]

one night with nikki

these look like tickets to a gang bang. let me see your wrist band trick!

 

[august]

one night with nikki

these look like tickets to a gang bang. let me see your wrist band trick!

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

 

[Petunia]

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

good for her.
i can’t relate to women who are cold fish and or are not into sex and being ok with their sexuality

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[august]

good for her.
i can’t relate to women who are cold fish and or are not into sex and being ok with their sexuality

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

What is this, a poop stool?

 

[august]

What is this, a poop stool?

Stool²

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[gee]

I valved

 

[gee]

I'll give him credit, the misshapen crust is genius. You get the burnt pointy parts and the puffy parts and everything around the pizza so it's like a variety of crusts in one pizza.

No credit for the burnt part though, that just sucks

 

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[fly]

you're getting old, fucker

Getting? I've been old.

 

[fly]

I had to look up what a nikki glaser was

You might actually like her. Between the row in front of us, our row, and the row behind us - ten people left because she offended their sensibilities.

 

[Jehannum]

You might actually like her. Between the row in front of us, our row, and the row behind us - ten people left because she offended their sensibilities.

I enjoy her act. She, for whatever reason, comes up fairly frequently on my Brian Posehn/Patton Oswalt/Kyle Kinane/Tom Segura pandora station.

 

[fly]

I enjoy her act. She, for whatever reason, comes up fairly frequently on my Brian Posehn/Patton Oswalt/Kyle Kinane/Tom Segura pandora station.

She started talking about porn. The guy right in front of us shook his head, leaned over to his wife to say something, and then shortly after that - they left.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You might actually like her. Between the row in front of us, our row, and the row behind us - ten people left because she offended their sensibilities.

sounds like my kinda gal