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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Donezo.
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[APRIL]

Meh. In Canada all they have to do is apologize for committing a crime.

Canadians are Catholics?

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[Strings]

we were denied the vaccine yesterday cuz we didn’t have “company” ID
we pretended to be City employees (they bypass the line)
we had fake pay stubs and were wearing UNIFORMS and they still denied us lol

we are trying again tonight somewhere else


like jesus just give anyone who wants the vaccine a fucking vaccine man!
all the seniors and front line workers have them so WTF is the hold up

Don't dye your hair for a while and wear something frumpy next time you get in line.

 

[Domon]

Donezo.
Incoming message from bill gates: "lol"

he's single now.

incoming message: "ASL?"

 

[JAXvillain]

We had some folks over this weekend who are full on antivaxxers. Kids are 1 and 4 and nary a vaccine.

Cool folks, but I'm waaaay to smart and liberal to hang out with them again. Also, they must have also gotten the swinger vibe off of us, cause the husband pulled me aside and told me how hot @APRIL is.

Maybe he meant (std) "hot" and was scared to swing with y'all. Hahhah

 

[APRIL]

Maybe he meant (std) "hot" and was scared to swing with y'all. Hahhah

Hope so. I wasn't interested.

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[APRIL]

I HAVE THE HIV, BACK OFF.

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[HipHugHer]

We had some folks over this weekend who are full on antivaxxers. Kids are 1 and 4 and nary a vaccine.

Cool folks, but I'm waaaay to smart and liberal to hang out with them again. Also, they must have also gotten the swinger vibe off of us, cause the husband pulled me aside and told me how hot @APRIL is.

*too

 

[HipHugHer]

Don't dye your hair for a while and wear something frumpy next time you get in line.

No way she'd let herself be seen in public with that silver skunk stripe.

The grandkids mama is a Mexican chick who dyes her hair constantly. She's also very short and I am tall. Can't fool me, nope.

 

[fly]

Maybe he meant (std) "hot" and was scared to swing with y'all. Hahhah

No, he made it clear multiple times exactly what he meant.

 

[JAXvillain]

No, he made it clear multiple times exactly what he meant.

I know! That was clearly sarcasm, dude.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

No, he made it clear multiple times exactly what he meant.

Well that's fucking weird.

 

[Domon]

We had some folks over this weekend who are full on antivaxxers. Kids are 1 and 4 and nary a vaccine.

Cool folks, but I'm waaaay to smart and liberal to hang out with them again. Also, they must have also gotten the swinger vibe off of us, cause the husband pulled me aside and told me how hot @APRIL is.

ya'll really need to make a disclaimer when you meet new people.

LOOK MA'AM, IM NOT GONNA BANG YOUR HUSBAND, I PROMISE. THATS REALLY NOT MY THING, HE"S TOO OLD.

 

[Domon]

Well that's fucking weird.

you'll understand when you meet fly.

 

[APRIL]

ya'll really need to make a disclaimer when you meet new people.

LOOK MA'AM, IM NOT GONNA BANG YOUR HUSBAND, I PROMISE. THATS REALLY NOT MY THING, HE"S TOO OLD.

Ugh, sex... Gross.

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[Peppers]

Ugh, sex... Gross.

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You old cat woman.

 

[HipHugHer]

Sex really is pretty gross if you think about it.

 

[Domon]

Ugh, sex... Gross.

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I was talking about fly, not you

 

[APRIL]

I was talking about fly, not you

What you doing later?

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[APRIL]

Sex really is pretty gross if you think about it.

You guys put the thing you pee out of into the thing we bleed out of.

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