Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Mr. Argumentor]

we finally solved the "fuckadoodoo" mystery



"c'mon, shark baybeh" in the second one had me dying lol

 

[Mofugger]

I think you know damn well

Well, there is that one forum....

 

[august]

 

[kiwi]

17 year old: “people came into work last night as we were closing and ordered food and wouldn’t leave. I wanted to stab people.”

4 year old: “ but you didn’t, so that’s good.“

 

[Domon]

17 year old: “people came into work last night as we were closing and ordered food and wouldn’t leave. I wanted to stab people.”

4 year old: “ but you didn’t, so that’s good.“

both those are valid statements

 

[Jehannum]

Woo, the kids' school district is going to remain "remote only" through the end of the school year.

Even when I expect nothing, they still manage to let me down.

 

[Jehannum]

And judging by the parts of the debate I saw, there's movement afoot to make the remote learning a permanent fixture.

 

[wetwillie]

And judging by the parts of the debate I saw, there's movement afoot to make the remote learning a permanent fixture.

My wife has been a remote teacher all year. If the kids are remote, she'd prefer to stay home - she will have the same level of non-cooperation from students & parents. The district is on a kick to get all teachers back into the buildings, even the remote ones. Why? Those remote teachers are at the lowest risk of getting sick, they're a functioning backup if the F2F teachers get sick. idk.

 

[Ex` ange]

My wife has been a remote teacher all year. If the kids are remote, she'd prefer to stay home - she will have the same level of non-cooperation from students & parents. The district is on a kick to get all teachers back into the buildings, even the remote ones. Why? Those remote teachers are at the lowest risk of getting sick, they're a functioning backup if the F2F teachers get sick. idk.

My wife has been a remote teacher... she still is, but she has to go to a school to do it. She has one in-person student show up. It's stupid.

 

[Jehannum]

My wife has been a remote teacher all year. If the kids are remote, she'd prefer to stay home - she will have the same level of non-cooperation from students & parents. The district is on a kick to get all teachers back into the buildings, even the remote ones. Why? Those remote teachers are at the lowest risk of getting sick, they're a functioning backup if the F2F teachers get sick. idk.

Our teachers' union has done the administration a bamboozle, and insisted that there will be no in-person learning until every teacher is vaccinated, despite no scientific support from the CDC.

When the teachers all get vaccinated, they will push back again, and insist that it cannot be done until all the students are vaccinated. By that time, it will be about 2025, we'll be into the first term of the Donald Trump Jr. administration, and there will be so much deferred maintenance on the buildings that the teachers union will then insist that they all need to be torn down (and then rebuilt at a cost of about $800/sq. ft.), and we'll continue on in perpetuity.

 

[kiwi]

I predict our schooling bring at home for the next 12 years. My teachers union is also lousy. I’m going to call and insist on a raise.

 

[Ex` ange]

I predict our schooling bring at home for the next 12 years. My teachers union is also lousy. I’m going to call and insist on a raise.

no teachers' union in GA. It's abysmal. My wife's only raise in ~15 years was when she changed school districts.

 

[Jehannum]

no teachers' union in GA. It's abysmal. My wife's only raise in ~15 years was when she changed school districts.

yeah, that's how you get a raise in America, by changing jobs.

 

[Jehannum]

I predict our schooling bring at home for the next 12 years. My teachers union is also lousy. I’m going to call and insist on a raise.

I hope you insist on a percent raise.

 

[kiwi]

I hope you insist on a percent raise.

I want 25 percent.

 

[Jehannum]

I want 25 percent.

what's 25% of nothing?

 

[kiwi]

what's 25% of nothing?

A whole lotta nothing.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

also tell him not to do DMT

Because it's kind of boring, right?

 

[Ex` ange]

A whole lotta nothing.

25% more alone time.

 

[Petunia]

Kiko went back to school after 2 months of remonte learning. he said happy but if it were up to me he’d be home with me.