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[gee]

The chemicals in it can help make other cheese much more melty, so its also good for that. Yes, you could also buy sodium citrate or calcium citrate or whatever it is. Or you could just keep American cheese on hand.

I have sodium citrate, and I tried a seriouseats / bon appetit / I-can't-fuckin-remember mac and cheese one night.

Too weird for me. It felt like I made my own boxed mac and cheese.

 

[Petunia]

wtf is that

 

[fly]

wtf is that

Sodium citrate is a food additive that makes cheese more melty. So if you add a slice of American cheese to cheddar, it will make the cheddar more melty as well.

 

[Petunia]

Sodium citrate is a food additive that makes cheese more melty. So if you add a slice of American cheese to cheddar, it will make the cheddar more melty as well.

omg you guys have something to make cheese CHEESIER?????

 

[fly]

Since sodium citrate is a food additive, @Immigrant probably has some great stories about sniffing rails of it.

 

[Jehannum]

Sodium citrate is a food additive that makes cheese more melty. So if you add a slice of American cheese to cheddar, it will make the cheddar more melty as well.

Not to be confused with magnesium citrate which will make you shit your brains out.

 

[fly]

Not to be confused with magnesium citrate which will make you shit your brains out.

Whats the laxative that you can also soak in the tub with? Magnesium chloride or something? Epsom Salts!

 

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[wetwillie]

Whats the laxative that you can also soak in the tub with? Magnesium chloride or something? Epsom Salts!

Magnesium Sulfate

 

[Strings]

That soup will do it too.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Not to be confused with magnesium citrate which will make you shit your brains out.

I'd pay at least $2 to watch you ingest random salts.

 

[Ex` ange]

I'd pay at least $2 to watch you ingest random salts.

Especially if they are of the bath variety.

 

[Strings]

Bathsalt J.
Solo artist.

 

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[Petunia]

I had a meeting downtown for some sample food testing with a celebrity chef, anyways he handed me this glass of wine and I haven't had wine since last year and I was like uh uh uh and I took 3 sips and it went to my head cuz I no longer drink.
now im sitting in the boardroom eating crackers til I feel better

 

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Gaskets!

 

[Domon]

Tired of the "we knocked and noone was home so we'll deliver your signature required package another day" BS, peanut made this sign, disconnected the doorbell, and taped it to the sign

The package was delivered

 

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