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[Ex` ange]

@Maureen

I didn't see one spice or any amount of butter.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

ptsd is a bitch


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Yup. Get a therapist or something dude. Friday's are my 'listen to people with ptsd' day.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Very cool

 

[Ex` ange]

Very cool

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I got a similar shirt for my 42nd birthday.

 

[fly]

I got a similar shirt for my 42nd birthday.

And you aren't half the egotistical prick that NDT is!

 

[Ex` ange]

And you aren't half the egotistical prick that NDT is!

well..

 

[Valve1138]

This place has wicked good quality candles.

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www.dwhome.com

They burn really evenly and last.

Far better than the fancy ones Target has.

 

[fly]

This place has wicked good quality candles.

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www.dwhome.com

They burn really evenly and last.

Far better than the fancy ones Target has.

@APRIL is getting into candles after seeing a segment on The Today Show.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL is getting into candles after seeing a segment on The Today Show.

I've been meaning to try the custom blends from here: https://www.pennandbeech.com/collections/custom-blends

Fun gift idea.

 

[Jehannum]

@APRIL is getting into candles after seeing a segment on The Today Show.

Are they safer than glass on your butthole?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I got a similar shirt for my 42nd birthday.

I had a work shirt with a 42 patch on it
Used to just tell the rednecks/idiots I worked around it was the number of my fave nascar driver, douglas adams instead of trying to explain
Ended up getting the bottom edge of the shirt caught in a bandsaw and ripped it to shreds

 

[Ex` ange]

I had a work shirt with a 42 patch on it
Used to just tell the rednecks/idiots I worked around it was the number of my fave nascar driver, douglas adams instead of trying to explain
Ended up getting the bottom edge of the shirt caught in a bandsaw and ripped it to shreds

hahaha.. this made me chuckle. I can imagine your shirt getting ripped of in an instant and you're just standing there trying to figure out where to put your hands.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it was a porta-ban and it just wadded the lower half of one side into the blade
I just wore it around the rest of the day with the big shredded part hanging off

 

[Valve1138]

I've been meaning to try the custom blends from here: https://www.pennandbeech.com/collections/custom-blends

Fun gift idea.

This looks cool.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I did the most peak hippy shit today, picked out crystals for each therapy session with what energy I needed. My sessions went pretty good. Maybe it's crystal healing baby.

Kind of bummed all the shops are closed for months so I won't get to go buy some more for variety.

 

[Valve1138]

Ordered two lavender candles.

I'm all about the lavender during a massage. The therapist who comes to the house has a defuser, there's one in my office already where she sets up.

Shit puts me to sleep.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You have a massage therapist coming into your house?

 

[Valve1138]

You have a massage therapist coming into your house?

Yes.

We put jazz music on, so it's ok.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes.

We put jazz music on, so it's ok.

Seems like you're inviting the plague in with that double whammy. I am surprise.

 

[Valve1138]

Seems like you're inviting the plague in with that double whammy. I am surprise.

You're making an awful lot of assumptions.

But, k. You do you.