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[Darth Handsome]

You could all be doing this if you dummies hadnt gotten married

 

[nukes]

You could all be doing this if you dummies hadnt gotten married

I didn't know you then. It's all water under the bridge now.

 

[Puff Dabby]

Ya. He gets to hit it and quit it. All the benefits, none of the honey do lists.

He helps me around my home anytime I ask. Garbage. Lawn. Run to the store for me. Rub my back. Take kids places


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[wetwillie]

Marriage is ok. Friends with benefits is better.

Well, under good-> better conditions, marriage is much more consistent benefits than most FWB arrangements. My unmarried brothers would give me some shit for being married, I'd run the math. Yup, I'm getting laid several times more often than them.

I do enjoy living with my kids tho. There's the kicker.

I'll say it again. Your wacky cabby schedule is probably #1 enemy of you getting laid at home. No way to fit in a husband who gets up at 4am for a woman who COULD sleep until 6:30.
At least not often.

 

[Amstel]

Yup, I'm getting laid several times more often than them.

You've left out a fairly large, unaddressed, cost to this though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Screwing your wife does not constitute "getting laid"

 

[Puff Dabby]

Screwing your wife does not constitute "getting laid"

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[wetwillie]

Screwing your wife does not constitute "getting laid"

One bad experience with your childhood sweatheart, dragged out for 20+ miserable years does not constitute a large user experience Darthling. Next you're gonna try to convince me that getting head for 10 minutes isn't the same as a 10 minute blow job.

 

[HipHugHer]

He helps me around my home anytime I ask. Garbage. Lawn. Run to the store for me. Rub my back. Take kids places


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So basically a barter deal instead of straight up cash, right?

 

[Puff Dabby]

So basically a barter deal instead of straight up cash, right?

He gives me money from each check too.


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[Amstel]

an "arrangement."

 

[wetwillie]

You've left out a fairly large, unaddressed, cost to this though.

Seriously, the money they had to spend to get there. Jesus. Ok, so the marriage thing has worked for me 2 out of 3 times.

 

[Puff Dabby]

But he lives at his mothers. About ten minutes away.


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[OOD]

I do enjoy living with my kids tho. There's the kicker.

Enjoying living with your kids is a social construct.

 

[wetwillie]

But he lives at his mothers. About ten minutes away.


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Does his mom like you?

 

[Darth Handsome]

One bad experience with your childhood sweatheart, dragged out for 20+ miserable years does not constitute a large user experience Darthling. Next you're gonna try to convince me that getting head for 10 minutes isn't the same as a 10 minute blow job.

My daughters' mother & I split up when we were 20, what are you talking about?

 

[Puff Dabby]

Does his mom like you?

Yeah we are friends/ close


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[wetwillie]

Enjoying living with your kids is a social construct.

Enjoying them finally moving out is the real deal.

 

[wetwillie]

My daughters' mother & I split up when we were 20, what are you talking about?

WHat! Then you turned around and married the second one? Thou dost protest too much man.

 

[OOD]

Enjoying them finally moving out is the real deal.

I'm sure my kids will live with me forever. The way things are going they won't be able to afford a house of their own. I'm cool with it cause the little punks can pay rent and wear ear plugs.