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1) have we gone too far when, on your lunch break, you check your amazon package delivery status and instead of just 'out for delivery' or 'delivered,' it shows you a map, where the truck is, how many stops away the delivery is, the delivery address, AND the time it will be delivered?

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2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?
 
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1) have we gone too far when, on your lunch break, you check your amazon package delivery status and instead of just 'out for delivery' or 'delivered,' it shows you a map, where the truck is, how many stops away the delivery is, the delivery address, AND the time it will be delivered?

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2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?

1) absolutely not.
2) at least a year.
 
1) have we gone too far when, on your lunch break, you check your amazon package delivery status and instead of just 'out for delivery' or 'delivered,' it shows you a map, where the truck is, how many stops away the delivery is, the delivery address, AND the time it will be delivered?

and
2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?
You're original sharpening stone is in Schrodengers box. It's only half dead.
 
1) have we gone too far when, on your lunch break, you check your amazon package delivery status and instead of just 'out for delivery' or 'delivered,' it shows you a map, where the truck is, how many stops away the delivery is, the delivery address, AND the time it will be delivered?

and
2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?
I hope you find it - you've been a bit dull lately.
 
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1) have we gone too far when, on your lunch break, you check your amazon package delivery status and instead of just 'out for delivery' or 'delivered,' it shows you a map, where the truck is, how many stops away the delivery is, the delivery address, AND the time it will be delivered?

and
2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?

I must have 4 or 5 partial rolls of Teflon tape/plumbers thread tape laying around various places. Can never find one when I need it, go get another. Then some day when I don't need it, "Ah!, there it is. Man I can never find that shit when I need it".

Any Japanese car has a built in feature that mysteriously disappears and reappears 10mm sockets the same way.
 
2) Since I'm actually getting a 2nd sharpening stone because I can't find the brand new one I got a couple mos ago, how long will it be before the original one shows up?
In a pinch, the bottom of a ceramic(white clay) coffee cup can put a very nice edge on a knife. ala those ceramic sharpening sticks they charge goofy money for.