This guy will take care of all your shit.
Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.
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I'd like to bring to your attention that this thread is 310 pages long and the ankle biter dog thread is less than half that at 145 pages. Therefore, cats > dogs. That is all.
my last two cat honorifics were :
Orange cat "Duchelini " this is the " little " version of "Duce" or "Il Duce " [ Mussellini ] because it was his loud voice that caught my ear that saved the mom cat and her litter that appeared in our garage one winter . We seldom entered the garage in winter , i was shoveling snow and heard the new born Duce mewling in the garage ,.he amplified his voice from inside a 5 gallon can.
Tuxedo cat His sister was " Bandita " or "Bandies" for short .
I would meow Barry Manilows "mandy" to her in a sing-song meowing voice when she was bad as punishment .
Mom cat was " Mama San" , off the charts intelligent cat , she taught the kids all kinds of cat stuff including hunting .
Orange cat "Duchelini " this is the " little " version of "Duce" or "Il Duce " [ Mussellini ] because it was his loud voice that caught my ear that saved the mom cat and her litter that appeared in our garage one winter . We seldom entered the garage in winter , i was shoveling snow and heard the new born Duce mewling in the garage ,.he amplified his voice from inside a 5 gallon can.
Tuxedo cat His sister was " Bandita " or "Bandies" for short .
I would meow Barry Manilows "mandy" to her in a sing-song meowing voice when she was bad as punishment .
Mom cat was " Mama San" , off the charts intelligent cat , she taught the kids all kinds of cat stuff including hunting .
A wise man once said " cat lovers give love , dog lovers take love "
I disagree , it all comes down down poop management and whether or not you prefer to scoop it or squish it up in plastic .
5%- I once worked a courier route for this lab test place. We'd pick up blood and piss and shit from doctors offices and old folks homes and stuff and bring it to this place to get sorted and shipped out to big lab facilities.
Load in/out the back.
The place next to this place was a Chinese restaurant that I shit you not had live traps in the alley. By far the largest population of anything around there was feral cats, followed by squirrels, possums, and raccoons.
My American uncle has tried and failed to find good Chinese food in the U.S .
When he visits here we feast on the most excellent .
I don't know that we even have real Chinese food here. We have americanized "Chinese food".
I love General Tso chicken on fly lice wit egg drop soup.
Orange Kitty wants to be a part of the family so bad. 2 cats are indifferent but Lita the big tuxedo cat dont like it and gets after his ass.
He's pretty animated. Has a tough time holding still for a pose so, shitty pics.
He's pretty animated. Has a tough time holding still for a pose so, shitty pics.
you guys think this ad is a scam?
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pet/d/scottish-fold-3yrs-female/6753823701.html
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pet/d/scottish-fold-3yrs-female/6753823701.html
At the gazebo we have a psychotic one, named "mother of all cats" because she was @kiwi but as a cat.
I literally had to run away from her once because she chased me hissing.
One day, I saw her jumping onto the side of a dog 10 times larger than her, dog screaming at the top of his lungs and running lightning fast.
That was the last time the poor pooch get anywhere near M.O.A.C.
Oh, btw, I am the only person that can pet M.O.A.C. We became good friends.
I can mail you Witch. She summons demons from time to time if you're into that kind of thing.
She was diagnosed as blind by an eye specialist, and she looked at the camera while I was watching her. Not once, not twice! She's the scariest entity I've met, and MacMac and I live with her.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
5% if you want great Chinese food, go to any Chinatown and grab the Chinese newspaper. Then, look at which restaurants advertised in the Chinese newspaper. Those are the good Chinese restaurants.