Advice According to Ledboots (Q&A)

[OOD]

I've seen "organic" pecan orchards in Texas. They build up a moat of "non-organic" pecan trees that they pesticide the everloving shit out of, as a sacrificial ring to protect a relative sparsity of "organic" trees.

Embrace the GMO.

Interesting.


I love GMOs. No giant seeds in my bananas, thanks.

 

[nukes]

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[HipHugHer]

That reminds me I have to go back by that place and see if they got in any real organic non-GMO 100% pure natural wheat bran.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hoky smoke that elephant dont take any guff

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[gee]

A friend of ours makes coconut oil balls with a melon baller and freezes them. Before she goes out on a date, she inserts one into one of her holes.

I just clicked on this thread, thinking "I haven't looked in here forever", and this was the first unread post.

Awesome.

 

[OOD]

I just clicked on this thread, thinking "I haven't looked in here forever", and this was the first unread post.

Awesome.

Did he ever say which hole she put it in?

 

[fly]

Did he ever say which hole she put it in?

Apparently sometimes the front, sometimes the back.

 

[adi]

cray

 

[HipHugHer]

Pre or post menopausal?

 

[tre]

Apparently sometimes the front, sometimes the back.

what size of melon baller?

 

[HipHugHer]

Ice cream scoop.

 

[Strings]

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Thank God for stupid people.

 

[gee]

what size of melon baller?

I guess there's a compromise you have to find between lubrication and leakage.

Damnit, now next time I go to a fancy restaurant, I'm gonna wonder if I'm sitting on coconut oil that leaked out of someone's ass.

 

[tre]

I guess there's a compromise you have to find between lubrication and leakage.

Damnit, now next time I go to a fancy restaurant, I'm gonna wonder if I'm sitting on coconut oil that leaked out of someone's ass.

"I swear I got VD from coconut oil that was melon balled and frozen and inserted into someone's hole and leaked out onto a chair"

 

[nukes]

"I swear I got VD from coconut oil that was melon balled and frozen and inserted into someone's hole and leaked out onto a chair"

I'm definitely not eating at that restaurant.

 

[gee]

"I swear I got VD from coconut oil that was melon balled and frozen and inserted into someone's hole and leaked out onto a chair"

Thanks to this thread, I now know this is 100% plausible.

 

[APRIL]

"I swear I got VD from coconut oil that was melon balled and frozen and inserted into someone's hole and leaked out onto a chair"

You have a great memory.

 

[Jehannum]

"I swear I got VD from coconut oil that was melon balled and frozen and inserted into someone's hole and leaked out onto a chair"

"Why were you eating at a restaurant without pants on?"

 

[nukes]

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