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[Jehannum]

After that fuckin' dildo thread, I'm having a whiskey.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I havent even looked at it yet

 

[Jehannum]

I havent even looked at it yet

That's a good plan.

 

[Lambie]

The dildo thread proves that there is a god.

Also, beer.

 

[gee]

I havent even looked at it yet

You'll appreciate the fine mechanical craftsmanship. Check it out.

 

[fly]

No, rice and peas with jerked tofu and jerk vegan patty, plantains, salad, that red sauce, yummm

Where is this place? Do they have meat?

 

[Ledboots]

Where is this place? Do they have meat?

Yes they have meat too, it's http://www.jerkhut.com/usf-area/ People love the buffet, and they have live music a lot

The Jerk Hut downtown is good, too.

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="the jerk hut"]https://media1.giphy.com/media/JIdxY5T3fx6FO/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im drinking for SATAN again this evening, fyi

 

[nukes]

Im drinking for SATAN again this evening, fyi

What's the pay grade?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

a six-pack of satyrs swill and all the boobs you can look at on the internet

 

[nukes]

a six-pack of satyrs swill and all the boobs you can look at on the internet

Jesus pays better.

 

[OOD]

Can't remember the last time I had a drink. Man I need a pbr.

 

[nukes]

Can't remember the last time I had a drink. Man I need a pbr.

Man that avatar screams "I'm banned".

 

[adi]

Man that avatar screams "I'm banned".

 

[Darth Handsome]

I only had a couple of beers* last night, stretched them out over a full hockey game and ten ends of curling


*April fyi this does not mean I am now a teetotaler

 

[APRIL]

I only had a couple of beers* last night, stretched them out over a full hockey game and ten ends of curling


*April fyi this does not mean I am now a teetotaler

Sounds like a sad state of affairs.

 

[OOD]

Man that avatar screams "I'm banned".

Is that better?

 

[nukes]

Is that better?

Absolutely.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I have a buddy who calls himself "Mars, God of War"
When we would play Halo he would often malign while waiting to respawn "how many times do you have a shoot a guy in the head??"
And I would respond "try hitting my head at least once, God of Gay"