FYI UF Money Thread

[Domon]

stuff you buy on amazon
groceries
eating out
gas
dildo purchases
bribes to police officers
hospital bills for anal extractions

you know, unpredictable stuff thats not a bill thats the same every month.

 

[Domon]

we use a check book register and an excel spreadsheet

you're so old.

 

[my little brony]

i would be a whole lot better at spending if i had to hack very specific portions of gold off a block when buying something.

I think i would probably end up using the gold equivalent of a cheese grater or something for ease

 

[Jehannum]

stuff you buy on amazon
groceries
eating out
gas
dildo purchases
bribes to police officers
hospital bills for anal extractions

you know, unpredictable stuff thats not a bill thats the same every month.

Broken record, but Quicken generates reports of that stuff on demand.

As long as you set up the expense categories for your sexual proclivities.

 

[APRIL]

you're so old.

Beat me to it.

I figured banks stopped printing those little checkbook register things.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont wanna see how much Ive spent on amazon or dildos
It would be nauseating, Im sure

 

[APRIL]

You're a 70s kid if you remember these things.

 

[Domon]

I still have one.

Ive never written anything in it, but it came with the single book of checks i bought like 5 years ago for paying old people for things.

 

[Jehannum]

You're a 70s kid if you remember these things.

You're also an 80s or 90s kid if you remember them.

My wife still uses it, though I'm not sure why. I attach check images to each of transaction in the registry. Along with receipt images and utility bills, if applicable.

 

[Josh]

Broken record, but Quicken generates reports of that stuff on demand.

As long as you set up the expense categories for your sexual proclivities.

The real question though:

Are sexual proclivities tax deductible? Asking for a... friend.

 

[nukes]

I use an abacus, parchment, and quill and ink by candlelight.

 

[Jehannum]

The real question though:

Are sexual proclivities tax deductible? Asking for a... friend.

Only if you get off on contributing to your IRA.

 

[Jehannum]

I use an abacus, parchment, and quill and ink by candlelight.

Look at the fancy Jew, springing for parchment instead of papyrus.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you're so old.

I also have a bag of gold coins buried someplace for emergencies

 

[nukes]

I don't really have enough money to manage. I pay the bills using apps on my phone and 800 numbers. I ledger the process so I don't overdraft.
It's not rocket science!

 

[nukes]

I also have a bag of gold coins buried someplace for emergencies

Leprechaun? SHOW ME YOUR POT OF GOLD!

 

[Valve1138]

we use a check book register and an excel spreadsheet

Ok grandpa.

 

[Duke]

Once I went 100% cashless, the advantages of using mint or a similar service that tracked all of my spending, be it discretionary or budgeted, went a long way to helping me in fixing some runaway aspects of my budget.

 

[Valve1138]

stuff you buy on amazon
groceries
eating out
gas
dildo purchases
bribes to police officers
hospital bills for anal extractions

you know, unpredictable stuff thats not a bill thats the same every month.

If it’s the same every month, how unpredictable can it be?

Have a miscellaneous budget item. If it doesn’t get used, the remainder goes into savings.

 

[my little brony]

Once I went 100% cashless, the advantages of using mint or a similar service that tracked all of my spending, be it discretionary or budgeted, went a long way to helping me in fixing some runaway aspects of my budget.

yeah I don't even pay for my drugs in cash anymore