WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[Darth Handsome]

Has nothing to do with Jesus, however.

Ok noted

 

[adi]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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The God of Tits and Wine has sent us a gift!

 

[Darth Handsome]

......oy vey Im going to be up all night praying for all of your unholy souls.....

 

[adi]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yeah.... Id better get started this afternoon. Thanks for nothing, Adi. Friggin heathen.

 

[HipHugHer]

Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body so that you obey its lusts, and do not go on presenting the members of your body to sin as instruments of unrighteousness; but present yourselves to God as those alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness to God. For sin shall not be master over you, for you are not under law but under grace.

 

[Strings]

I knew this chick named Grace I wouldn't mind being under.
...
Hey ... Someone has to be on the other side of this.

 

[nukes]

I knew this chick named Grace I wouldn't mind being under.
...
Hey ... Someone has to be on the other side of this.

No Strings Attached

 

[adi]

Yeah.... Id better get started this afternoon. Thanks for nothing, Adi. Friggin heathen.

Your'e welcome, brother

 

[august]

Them little crackers are bullshit
They should hand out sandwiches or something better

the reason I talked my family into letting me go to church/getting my first communion when I was a kid was 100% bc I thought the wafers were little slices of mushrooms and I fuckin love mushrooms, plus yay wine

 

[Strings]

No Strings Attached

And people wonder why you're number 2.

 

[Strings]

No Strings Attached

I did feel gross posting it though, Nukes.
It's just not me.
...
Not to mention the whole damnation thing.

 

[Jehannum]

No Strings Attached

That's what the glue is for, duh.

 

[HipHugHer]

Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.

 

[Strings]

Liz is hot.

 

[HipHugHer]

Liz is hot.

UF hates her. It took forever to get that jif to quote without getting an error message.

 

[adi]

Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.

IJNA

 

[Darth Handsome]

I may have found a loophole for all of you vermin to find salvation in Heaven despite your rampant idolatry and sins of the flesh. I still have to double check these ancient texts, but it looks as though if you can pronounce "Ecclesiastes", youre in like Flynn.