NSFW The UF Sexy Times Thread

Petunia

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why dont we have a sex thread?
we have a poop thread
a cat thread
even an old boat thread
but nooooooooo sex thread.
i want to know what positions you people like
how often you are doing it
or how you never do it (I'm looking at you @APRIL & @Darth Handsome )

who watches porn?
what your go-to category?
who's your fave porn star?
do you fap everyday?
are you open about your fapz with your partner?
do you hate sexy times?
are you a pearl clutcher who will scoff at this thread and anyone posting in it cuz you're a dried up cold fish?

WHO SWALLOWS? (not me)


POAST YOUR UPDATESSSSS


THESE ARE BURNING QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERS TO..

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*also, this is UF's official least updated thread as 98% of you are Vanilla Boars*
**dont post porn links or shit like that... some people work here!! (not me!)**
 
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i want to know what positions you people like - i like to mix it up
how often you are doing it - 2-3x a week

who watches porn? me

what your go-to category? amateur

who's your fave porn star? dont have one

do you fap everyday? no

are you open about your fapz with your partner? yes

do you hate sexy times? not at all

are you a pearl clutcher who will scoff at this thread and anyone posting in it cuz you're a dried up cold fish? not likely
 
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tre said:
i want to know what positions you people like - i like to mix it up
how often you are doing it - 2-3x a week

who watches porn? me

what your go-to category? amateur

who's your fave porn star? dont have one

do you fap everyday? no

are you open about your fapz with your partner? yes

do you hate sexy times? not at all

are you a pearl clutcher who will scoff at this thread and anyone posting in it cuz you're a dried up cold fish? not likely
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yay thanks for replying!

are you a creature of routine?
like just in the bedroom when the kids are asleep OR are you an anywhere anyhow type of LOVAAAAH

im all about being spontaneous!
i love the living room where its all open or a little foreplay on the kitchen counter.
 
who watches porn? - Hopefully all of us.
what your go-to category? Kind of a girly answer, but I like a little bit of plot
who's your fave porn star? - James Deen even though he's blamed for rape
do you fap everyday? Nope
are you open about your fapz with your partner? Yaup
do you hate sexy times? nope
are you a pearl clutcher who will scoff at this thread and anyone posting in it cuz you're a dried up cold fish? yaup

WHO SWALLOWS? (not me)
I shall condem those who do not swallow. SHAME .... SHAME ... SHAME.
@Maureen, you must atone for your past sins.


Maureen said:
@APRIL since you suggested i start this thread, i expect you to update this gem with your meowy sexcapades promptly.
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Hmm... a silly story in Cuba. We stayed at an AirBNB so it was someone's home in the city. Homes there aren't built with insulation so you can hear everything in any part of the house. We had the upstairs bedroom while the others were downstairs. We came home drunk and started going at it. After a long time of embarrassing ourselves in front of our friends with drunk sex, he called it quits. I told him I'm not done yet and to keep going and started to slap the shit out of him hard on the ass. Now our friends make fun of us. "DONT STOP" "IM NOT DONE, KEEP GOING" SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Probably pretty tame for Kiki standards, but it's a recent story that makes me lol.
 
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Maureen said:
yay thanks for replying!

are you a creature of routine?
like just in the bedroom when the kids are asleep OR are you an anywhere anyhow type of LOVAAAAH

im all about being spontaneous!
i love the living room where its all open or a little foreplay on the kitchen counter.
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not always routine, but it ends up that way sometimes just based on our schedules. The boy is around a lot too so he cockblocks me all the fucking time.
 
APRIL said:
Hmm... a silly story in Cuba. We stayed at an AirBNB so it was someone's home in the city. Homes there aren't built with insulation so you can hear everything in any part of the house. We had the upstairs bedroom while the others were downstairs. We came home drunk and started going at it. After a long time of embarrassing ourselves in front of our friends with drunk sex, he called it quits. I told him I'm not done yet and to keep going and started to slap the shit out of him hard on the ass. Now our friends make fun of us. "DONT STOP" "IM NOT DONE, KEEP GOING" SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Probably pretty tame for Kiki standards, but it's a recent story that makes me lol.
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OMG THEY ARE SCHOOL TEACHERS HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?
 
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