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Hahaha this is exactly what I thought of... If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!
Veggie Tales is on my playlist
I figured it out. I got time on my hands and I'll explain it.
@APRIL is easy going, she is confident and can make fun of herself, even ridicule herself. You can't offend her, she just doesn't give a hoot.
You can't hit a nerve to make her respond with a wall of text, she doesn't give a flying fuck.
She's nutty, she's like a cat with a lot of burnt up fuses in her brain. Weird, but cute as fuck.
I don't know how old she is, but she doesn't need make up, botox or whatever the fuck to look cute.
She found the perfect guy for her. A dildo with a head attached to it; who supports her from morning drinking to cat obsession.
And he's like her to. He too, doesn't give a flying fuck.
Guys make fun of her, because we feel like she's one of us and that's what guys do.
Chicks try to make fun of her, because deep inside, they are jealous. They call her flat chested drunken crazy cat lady, where as they are raising 2-3 kids, with no sleep, 20 kilos overweight, disfunctional families, delusions of happiness.
She just lays in the couch drinking beer in the morning with Bane purring on her lap, belching and waking up the cat. Making fly question his decisions in life until she makes him start to vibrate.
I might be completely wrong as usual though, but I'm not.
tl;dr Fuck you and every single one of you.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
No they're not.
We come from Adam and Eve dumbass. The scientist planted the so called "evidence".
Oh there are definitely ways to piss her off. We just choose not to do it (mostly because it would piss of a lot of people on here)
Same thing that pisses you off, except expanding it to more than just one subset.
You DO NOT make fun of a person's dick size man. It's not like ape and I chose to be this way!
Nah she's just fun and usually doesn't take it all too seriously like some here do, despite trying not to be serious about it all.
Then again while I have one kid and am married, the rest doesn't apply. Supposedly I am drunk in the morning myself so maybe that's why I like her more? Who knows, I'm off to drink.
You too being guilty of taking it a bit serious at times, you are my favorite dominatrix in this site.
I like morning drinkers.
Who doesn't love to read about themselves? We're all narcissistic in that way.
So omg this is like the best post on UF ever to me and I'm going to read it a dozen times. Thanks @MacG!
Maybe once in a while, but not as often as people think. Functioning alcoholics are good at confusing those around them with what's real and what's not
I won't say more because I'm happy to take your compliment and move on...
@Coqui knows, I have my buttons, but they are most everyone's buttons so they don't get pushed often. Whew.
I had to ask him about it this morning because I couldn't think of anything. Then he reminded me it wouldn't be something I'd be able to post about either even as a joke and I got it.
Who doesn't love to read about themselves? We're all narcissistic in that way.
So omg this is like the best post on UF ever to me and I'm going to read it a dozen times. Thanks @MacG!
Maybe once in a while, but not as often as people think. Functioning alcoholics are good at confusing those around them with what's real and what's not
I won't say more because I'm happy to take your compliment and move on...
What can I say, I'm a sucker for crazy cat people.
I wish I had my camera or phone next to me. I'm doing work on my laptop and have a 17 pound fluffball next to me purring away. Cats are just seriously awesome.
(yes that was a really serious post, I promise not to do it too often).
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