WTF WTF Canada.

[pacojas]

We can do this in a dungeon.

For lighting, we can make a few of them drink gasoline and make the swallow a burning match, hanging from the ceiling.

These pieces of shit would make a nice ambiance burning from inside.

@MacG for Dungeon Master!

 

[MacG]

@MacG for Dungeon Master!

Being bullied for years, being the weird, small frame kid, I have some torture ideas that would make an average person puke by reading them.



I'm a sick fuck, and I'd love to express myself on scum like these.

 

[nukes]

I'm in, my nickname could be the surgeon.

"The Surgeon" will wear a specially designed cybernetic glove with scalpels and lasers built into the fingertips.

 

[nukes]

We can be called the A Team of Torture.

I'll be Murdoch.

 

[HipHugHer]

Few days ago I read that an old Chinese emperor,(IIRC) ordered one of his advisors' death, by slicing.

They sliced him slowly, until he died.


I was terrified of this idea when I first read it, but now it sounds like a good idea in this context.

Death by a thousand cuts.

It's a thing.

 

[HipHugHer]

I volunteer to torture them.
I need at least 10 team members who don't mind getting dirty.
There will be blood.

I'll volunteer for castration duty.

 

[MacG]

Death by a thousand cuts.

It's a thing.

I didn't know. Them Chinese know their torture.

 

[Strings]

Why don't you guys organize and video all this torture porn?

 

[APRIL]

I can't wrap my head around the title in the link alone, not clicking.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I can't wrap my head around the title in the link alone, not clicking.

I think it's an old story.

 

[HipHugHer]

I didn't know. Them Chinese know their torture.

The medieval europeans had a lot of iron tools and machines and stuff to do it. The Chinese didn't need them.

 

[nukes]

I always knew we had the potential to be some kind of sociopathic elite team.

 

[MacG]

The medieval europeans had a lot of iron tools and machines and stuff to do it. The Chinese didn't need them.

You don't need tools to gouge an eye out, and make it's owner eat it.

I always knew we had the potential to be some kind of sociopathic elite team.

This is our calling, I know it.

 

[APRIL]

I think it's an old story.

Way to lessen the blow of the news! Story is two years old so those children are FINNNNEEEEE.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Today's Sunshine Girl doesn't look any older than 12, however.

 

[HipHugHer]

You don't need tools to gouge an eye out, and make it's owner eat it.



This is our calling, I know it.

I'm particularly fond of the pottery bowl method of rat torture.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_torture

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Way to lessen the blow of the news! Story is two years old so those children are FINNNNEEEEE.

You're fucking with me, right?

All the shit I get when I post an old news, and now you just brush it off.

 

[Strings]

2 years?
Nukes' 'A-team' will have to stand down I guess. Maybe a good abusing the elderly story will pop up. Then they can spring into action.

 

[nukes]

2 years?
Nukes' 'A-team' will have to stand down I guess. Maybe a good abusing the elderly story will pop up. Then they can spring into action.

I disagree.
The perps are still vile monsters who need to feel this pain.
We just may have to wait for them to get released from prison.

 

[MacG]

I'm particularly fond of the pottery bowl method of rat torture.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_torture

As long as the rats aren't harmed, it sounds like fun.