Food The Battle For Turkey 2016

[helenabear]

Flan is delicious.

Real man here!

i almost spit coffee across the room!!!

Flan is like eating rubber

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Are you sure you ate flan? It's about as rubbery as crème brulee, which is like not rubbery at all. So either you're FOS or you had one *horrible* cook.

 

[Coqui]

Flan is like eating rubber

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Clearly, you've never had real flan. (Which is Puerto Rican style flan)

 

[tre]

I hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving. I've spent this week in a small city 6 hours away attending the funeral of my wife's lovely Italian grandmother. The food these people haul out for funerals, holy fuck.

 

[nukes]

Hey @nukes , this reminds me of the time some chick offered me a trip around the world for $50.
She didn't look like a reputable travel agent so I said no.

Always refuse moose knuckle and Adams apple.

 

[Strings]

Always refuse moose knuckle and Adams apple.

I can always count on your wisdom and experience, Nukes.

... Does this look infected?

 

[nukes]

I can always count on your wisdom and experience, Nukes.

... Does this look infected?

Just slap some ointment onnit.

 

[pacojas]

@nukes! yer backkkk!

 

[nukes]

@nukes! yer backkkk!

Alabama was cool.
Screw Georgia.
Screw it hard and fast.

 

[pacojas]

Alabama was cool.
Screw Georgia.
Screw it hard and fast.

was it the politics or religion?

 

[nukes]

was it the politics or religion?

Tis the state troopers.
Cottage industry.
Fuckers have been riding my ass since 2011.
And it's the biggest thing between here and Auburn.

 

[pacojas]

Tis the state troopers.
Cottage industry.
Fuckers have been riding my ass since 2011.
And it's the biggest thing between here and Auburn.

too funny,.. my phone wanted me to type "police" instead of "politics"!

 

[nukes]

too funny,.. my phone wanted me to type "police" instead of "politics"!

Trooper came up on me like white on rice.
73 in a 70 zone.
I slowed down in a heartbeat, he flew around me to get the real speeder in front of me.
And this was literally a quarter mile from the south Carolina line.
What a dick, but I'm glad he cut me a break.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Trooper came up on me like white on rice.
73 in a 70 zone.
I slowed down in a heartbeat, he flew around me to get the real speeder in front of me.
And this was literally a quarter mile from the south Carolina line.
What a dick, but I'm glad he cut me a break.

Good thing you were packin anyway. You never know how shits gonna go.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

My ma in law and her bf surprised everyone today with their wedding. I got to be the photog. Was pretty cool. Also, if anything the meal was bigger today than yesterday. They had 18lbs of dungeness crab

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Also, Cards Against Humanity is digging a hole.

www.HolidayHole.com

 

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Also, Cards Against Humanity is digging a hole.

www.HolidayHole.com

Self-entitled libetard hipster millennial Americans with lumberjack beards, baggy flannel shirts, and skinny jeans who think our system is broke find it hilarious to literally throw money away by digging a giant, useless hole in the ground.... oh the irony

 

[fly]

We didn't even make that this year. None of us are really fans

You should try the recipe I posted and then decide. The best part about it as that the whole thing can be made a day ahead of time. On the day, let it warm up to room temp and then throw it in the oven.

I've probably made at least six different types of dressing. It's by far the best I've ever made.

 

[nukes]

Self-entitled libetard hipster millennial Americans with lumberjack beards, baggy flannel shirts, and skinny jeans who think our system is broke find it hilarious to literally throw money away by digging a giant, useless hole in the ground.... oh the irony

Skinny jeans...
Are you out there @xgator4u?

 

[fly]

Self-entitled libetard hipster millennial Americans with lumberjack beards, baggy flannel shirts, and skinny jeans who think our system is broke find it hilarious to literally throw money away by digging a giant, useless hole in the ground.... oh the irony

It's entirely possible to understand that paying to dig a hole is funny and understand the extremely unrelated fact that this country is broken.

 

[fly]

OMG HOW CAN YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS AND NOT THINK ALIENS HAVE BUILT A DYSON SPHERE