Food The Battle For Turkey 2016

[Valve1138]

Waiting for the father-in-law at the Metro. He took the train down from Rhode Island.

I stocked up on booze.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I get to fly out to San Fran Wednesday to spend turkey day with my wife's mother's boyfriend and his family. Fuck my life.

I mean, I like the guy, but I really don't give a shit about his family, y'know? And now I have to put forth a front for the next 5 days

 

[Valve1138]

Waghhhh I'm going to San Fran.

 

[nukes]

I'm picturing him like a Providence version of Cotton Hill:

 

[Domon]

Waghhhh I'm going to San Fran.

san fran is pretty terrible. The whole city smells like piss and mental illness.

 

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I'm near SF - who gives a shit?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Waghhhh I'm going to San Fran.

California sucks.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Also, flying also sucks.

 

[pacojas]

SF has more turkeys than it wants.

 

[nukes]

What do you call a mattress and a blanket at the bottom of Nob Hill?

Homeless Condo.

 

[Strings]

What do you call a mattress and a blanket at the bottom of Nob Hill?

Homeless Condo.

I was gonna say Nukes' refuge.

 

[nukes]

Driving 6 hours to Auburn AL to my sister's house.
Bro-inLaw will be all "TRUMP=HITLER" for 2 days.
I hope he has mad turkey cooking skillz.

 

[Strings]

Staying home.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Inlaws. Elloell.
Youre all suckers.

 

[pacojas]

i keep telling people that i'm leaving town, so i can get high and play video games all day, Yay!

 

[gee]

Inlaws. Elloell.
Youre all suckers.

Yeah, keep trying to convince everyone that relationships are horrible soul sucking things that ruin your life, and you're happier alone. Maybe you'll convince yourself some day.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yeah, keep trying to convince everyone that relationships are horrible soul sucking things that ruin your life, and you're happier alone. Maybe you'll convince yourself some day.

Ahhhh the envy is palpable.

 

[pacojas]

Yeah, keep trying to convince everyone that relationships are horrible soul sucking things that ruin your life, and you're happier alone. Maybe you'll convince yourself some day.

Darth = MILF magnet, IRL

 

[nukes]

Ahhhh the envy is palpable.

Are you cooking, turkey?

 

[nukes]

I love commas