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I Eat Buttholes Raw
Make him buy you dinner.You may like my ride too much but I dick you. ?
Or some such
Make him buy you dinner.You may like my ride too much but I dick you. ?
Or some such
Shaming public body shaming is the new SJW sport.if you think I support dick shaming, you're sadly mistaken
Shaming public body shaming is the new SJW sport.
In real life, this is natural biological selection in action.
Now, I agree it's mean and uncalled for to perform en masse.
However, every single post pubescent human goes through this process IN OUR MINDS multiple times per day.
At least men do.
It's called "she's hot-shes not-oh fuck I just vomited".
Natural selection, where DNA seeks it's appropriate level.
Enter Emily Post.
It's really not proper etiquette to advertise it, it's rather low class.
In other words, if a particular lady is not your desired cut of rump roast, one would be best served to keep it to oneself.
The obverse of that is its OK to pay an appropriate compliment.
"Hey baby, nice RACK!"
Slow down cowboy, try again...
"That's a lovely dress, it goes with your eyes..."
If we simply reach back to gentler times, public body shaming disappears.
Judgement never does- it's a biological tool for selection.
Emily Post had a HUGE ass.You're compensating aren't you?
Does rubbing one out to you in nothing but a tshirt not count?
as someone who has had a few dicks in her day, and as almost any vagina-haver will tell you, big dicks are overrated. the majority of v-havers don't orgasm from P in V sex alone anyway, and the g-spot is only a couple of inches in, so giant cervix-pounding wants are not a positive.oh shut the fuck up... dudes with little peckers still got it much much worse
There are size Queens with the big dick fetish.as someone who has had a few dicks in her day, and as almost any vagina-haver will tell you, big dicks are overrated. the majority of v-havers don't orgasm from P in V sex alone anyway, and the g-spot is only a couple of inches in, so giant cervix-pounding wants are not a positive.
There are size Queens with the big dick fetish.
5℅ I think it's probably psychological, but it was always flattering in any case.
size queens are totally a thing, no argument there, but they're not the majority.There are size Queens with the big dick fetish.
5℅ I think it's probably psychological, but it was always flattering in any case.
Half century boners are not in vogue.I have a polished stainless steel fetish . All other finishes get a half-boner .
Sorry , reflective boners only , or no palpating silky girth .
/beaver smilie
This is one of those times when you shouldn't make shit up.Shaming public body shaming is the new SJW sport.
In real life, this is natural biological selection in action.
Now, I agree it's mean and uncalled for to perform en masse.
However, every single post pubescent human goes through this process IN OUR MINDS multiple times per day.
At least men do.
It's called "she's hot-shes not-oh fuck I just vomited".
Natural selection, where DNA seeks it's appropriate level.
Enter Emily Post.
It's really not proper etiquette to advertise it, it's rather low class.
In other words, if a particular lady is not your desired cut of rump roast, one would be best served to keep it to oneself.
The obverse of that is its OK to pay an appropriate compliment.
"Hey baby, nice RACK!"
Slow down cowboy, try again...
"That's a lovely dress, it goes with your eyes..."
If we simply reach back to gentler times, public body shaming disappears.
Judgement never does- it's a biological tool for selection.
No uThis is one of those times when you shouldn't make shit up.
It was a brief moment, as I don't last very long.I think we had a moment that day I was about to walk out of your bathroom half naked.
You looked at me
I looked at you
A cat walked across our path...
We had a moment... a sexy moment
Don't deny it
Sent from my CEOs pretentious wine cellar
tell the truth, it was the passing of the cat that brought you to climax