thintoast
Mayosapien
My heart was touched this morning.
By Michael Jacksons ghost.
I mean penis.
I don't know what's going on here.
By Michael Jacksons ghost.
I mean penis.
I don't know what's going on here.
My heart was touched this morning.
By Michael Jacksons ghost.
I mean penis.
I don't know what's going on here.
So you're one of the 13% of married men who has the porn star sex life ehh?only touching you'll get this week....probably month
I contemplated kidnapping his kid one time. I thought, you know... I could easily take all of my clothes out of this bag, stuff the kid in there and walk out the door to the airport.So you're one of the 13% of married men who has the porn star sex life ehh?
No wonder you don't post on weekends- tied to the bed post, neglecting the kids who are locked out of the bedroom addicted to Xbox...
Also, you'd have to deal with a kidI contemplated kidnapping his kid one time. I thought, you know... I could easily take all of my clothes out of this bag, stuff the kid in there and walk out the door to the airport.
Then I remembered it was like 5 degrees out and fuck that shit.
I'm a daddy. I don't make distasteful kid jokes.
Let me clarify- pedo, kidnapping jokes are not on my radar.Why? Parents have wonderful insight to the best material!
Let me clarify- pedo, kidnapping jokes are not on my radar.
I make plenty kid jokes just not racy sick shit.