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[Mrs. Valve]

Have a question that spurs discussion and various inputs? Post it here.

SO, UF HIVE MIND, a question.

I am working on my dissertation at a local coffee shop. I ordered lunch and then went to use the bathroom. As I was approaching the door, one of the employees walked out, made eye contact with me, and then scurried away. When I got into the bathroom, it was quite clear upon checking (because I'm bored and curious), that the sink and towels in the wastebasket were dry. Ie, SHE DID NOT WASH HER HANDS THAT FILTHY FUPA.

How would you tell the management? Would you scream in general that you were disgusted, scream at the peepertrator, or freak out at the supervisor?

 

[Domon]

What do you think of Ender Wiggin, Hive Mind.

 

[Amstel]

If you tell the perp, they're the only one that will turn on the water to wet the sink. I think you need to tell the supervisor so ALL the employees know to fake it.

 

[Petunia]

Walk riiiight up to that germy whore and say

U R GROCE

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Walk riiiight up to that germy whore and say

U R GROCE

Would it change your opinion of her if I described her as a blonde monster truck tire?

 

[DJBrenton]

You're being passive aggressive.

 

[Petunia]

Would it change your opinion of her if I described her as a blonde monster truck tire?

That's exactly how I pictured her

 

[Coqui]

Would it change your opinion of her if I described her as a blonde monster truck tire?

Can you verified she actually used the toilet as opposed to looking at something in the mirror or something like that?

 

[Amstel]

Can you verified she actually used the toilet as opposed to looking at something in the mirror or something like that?

the sign doesn't care what the employee did.

 

[tre]

how do you know that the employee pooped or peed? maybe they were just masturbating in the stall or something else not gross?

 

[Duke]

yeah, what if they just went in there to do a line of blow?

 

[thintoast]

If you wanna be passive aggressive about it, just write a yelp review and give them 2 stars because while the coffee and Danishes are good, the employees don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Not that it matters though because as soon as they touch the door knob/handle to open the door, they get everyone elses peep juices on their hands from the people before them that didn't wash their hands and then they touch your cheese Danish.

 

[Domon]

I feel like cheese Danish is a euphemism for something else

 

[Amstel]

I feel like cheese Danish is a euphemism for something else

that's because you're racist!

 

[tre]

I feel like cheese Danish is a euphemism for something else

not sure what you're talking about, but I clearly ordered a cinnamon ring.

 

[thintoast]

I feel like cheese Danish is a euphemism for something else

Well, when she touches the Danish you order, it becomes a cheese Danish.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Can you verified she actually used the toilet as opposed to looking at something in the mirror or something like that?

Because the toilet was still running when the door opened.

 

[tre]

maybe she washed her hands in the toilet?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Walk riiiight up to that germy whore and say

U R GROCE

I definitely got a glance from her of "HOLY FUCK BUSTED".

So I told the owner/manager when she brought me my soup. Thankfully it was blistering hot so the chances of contracting fupatitis are minimum, but I definitely said something along the lines of I'm concerned yadda yadda gross factors yadda yadda HEALTH CODE VIOLATION BOOM. I got a consolation cupcake.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

maybe she washed her hands in the toilet?

splashy splashy!