Thread Texas man arrested for suspected premarital sex with 16-year-old wife

[conservativewoman]

I don't. kids are enough thanks

 

[Petunia]

bwahahahah you got got knicker!!

 

[Petunia]

i wish i wasn't allergic

eeewwwwwwww JUST LOOKING AT THIS MAKES ME SNEEZE AND MY SKIN CRAWL

 

[conservativewoman]

bwahahahah you got got knicker!!

Bahahaha knicker!

 

[MadDog]

bwahahahah you got got knicker!!

 

[MadDog]

I don't. kids are enough thanks

 

[Petunia]

OMG YOUR GIFS!!!!

lmaooo

 

[MadDog]

eeewwwwwwww JUST LOOKING AT THIS MAKES ME SNEEZE AND MY SKIN CRAWL

 

[MadDog]

OMG YOUR GIFS!!!!

lmaooo

 

[Casper]

Eww a 41 year old man, grody.

Aren't you a 41 year old dude?

 

[Petunia]

It's his wife. He should be able to fuck her

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's his wife. He should be able to fuck her

Right in the butthole, even.

 

[123]

It's his wife. He should be able to fuck her

Awesome reading skills.

 

[Applesauce]

Ugh. I'm hating this place.

 

[APRIL]

Ugh. I'm hating this place.

why?

 

[Applesauce]

why?

The price is wrong!!

 

[Duke]

Speaking of fucked up things in Texas..
@DING FRIES ARE DONE!

Are you behind this.

A serial pooper has Houston up in arms.

 

[BigDov]

Speaking of fucked up things in Texas..
@DING FRIES ARE DONE!

Are you behind this.

A serial pooper has Houston up in arms.

I've got to stand up for the old fart, though it definitely fits his M.O. - in that grainy trailcam video, that pasty hairless thing they caught on film is too pasty and hairless to be @DING FRIES ARE DONE

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I saw a headline that said they caught the guy

 

[Floptical]

Speaking of fucked up things in Texas..
@DING FRIES ARE DONE!

Are you behind this.

A serial pooper has Houston up in arms.

bravo for Anderson Cooper on keeping his cool during his jokes