ZOOOOOOMMMMMMM

[zengirl]

YES!! Almost scary even!

but we know which one of us is the dirty hippy

 

[SchmilK]

but we know which one of us is the dirty hippy

I"m not dirty..i just got outa the shower!

 

[zengirl]

I"m not dirty..i just got outa the shower!

 

[Pandora]

Between SchmilK and I we have a total of 0 bits of porn in the house, analog or otherwise.

theac and I don't have any either. Porn doesn't do anything for me, other than make me laugh. It's usually so unrealistic and cheesy.

 

[simple]

PORN FTW

 

[zengirl]

theac and I don't have any either. Porn doesn't do anything for me, other than make me laugh. It's usually so unrealistic and cheesy.

I just don't see the point of watching porn when you're actually living with a person you get to have sex with whenever you want.

 

[Pandora]

I just don't see the point of watching porn when you're actually living with a person you get to have sex with whenever you want.

QFT

 

[I Robert I]

Weaksausage

 

[zengirl]

Weaksausage

is that from your home?

 

[I Robert I]

is that from your home?

I wouldn't brag about the 1mbit connection we have at work

 

[Sp`ange]

I just don't see the point of watching porn when you're actually living with a person you get to have sex with whenever you want.

it's only whenever YOU (the woman) wants.

 

[zengirl]

it's only whenever YOU (the woman) wants.

Well the whole *grunt* *sniff* "So ya wanna?" approach needs work

 

[Sp`ange]

Well the whole *grunt* *sniff* "So ya wanna?" approach needs work

no, guys are always ready and women are not. end of story.

 

[zengirl]

no, guys are always ready and women are not. end of story.

Girls require more than increased bloodflow to an appendage to make things happen, dont' blame us, it's simple biology.

 

[Sp`ange]

Girls require more than increased bloodflow to an appendage to make things happen, dont' blame us, it's simple biology.

I can blame you for your biology. just like you can blame us for ours. duh.

 

[zengirl]

I can blame you for your biology. just like you can blame us for ours. duh.

No, no no no no. I have ovaries, you have a penis... therefore I'm always right.

 

[Sp`ange]

No, no no no no. I have ovaries, you have a penis... therefore I'm always right.

yeah, but your ovaries are crusty. so, your logic (and ability to be right) is faulty.

 

[zengirl]

yeah, but your ovaries are crusty. so, your logic (and ability to be right) is faulty.

Says the man who's brain is constantly deprived of oxygen due to the perpetual state of "readiness" he explained before

 

[Sp`ange]

Says the man who's brain is constantly deprived of oxygen due to the perpetual state of "readiness" he explained before

My blood supply has grown acustomed to the extra "need".

 

[zengirl]

My blood supply has grown acustomed to the extra "need".

Yes that's apparent as a greater percentage of your brain shuts down everyday.



None of this is personal btw