Zombie attack...

[smileynev]

....s are pounding at your front door, trying to get in. You can escape through the back, but you need to slow them down enough to buy yourself the necessary time to grab your pizza rolls that are still cooking in the microwave. Thankfully a few of your friends are over playing xbox. Who do you throw to the hoard so that you can save your pizza rolls?

a) theacoustician
b) fly
c) droozilla
d) chikkenballs
e) elfwang
f) (write in)

 

[theacoustician]

f) smileynev, cause they can feast off him for hours.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd say April, but I couldn't throw her/it

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I love all 5, so you.

 

[BigDov]

I'm gonna have to agree with theac on this one......... either that or pull my forklift out of my back pocket and hoist April above the crowd of s.

Tough choice.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

f) smileynev, cause they can feast off him for hours.

But all s want are brains , and we all know that the 'nev has none.

 

[I Robert I]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

disco !

 

[BigDov]

That's awesome!!!

 

[Nyx]

All of the above, that way I don't have to hurry.

 

[Grunt]

Theacoustician, droozilla, chikkenballs and elfwang.

I kill fly and eat him myself incase I'm still hungry after having the pizza rolls

 

[jaxxor]

fly is too damn skinny.

 

[b_sinning]

f) smileynev, cause they can feast off him for hours.

Ditto. He was my first thought.


Or Sleeman becuase one bite and they'd spend the next half hour washing their mouths out.

 

[berzerker]

F) I'd go snag TheRaven from Genmayland and sacrifice him... However, is it really a sacrifice if you want them to die?

 

[bast_imret]

I'd throw them the xbox controller and sneak everyone out the back while they played Halo 2.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd throw them the xbox controller and sneak everyone out the back while they played Halo 2.

Halo 2 is too complex for s
youd have to give them DDR or something

 

[smileynev]

Halo 2 is too complex for s
youd have to give them DDR or something

The ending would send them into a mad rage, destroying everything in their path.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The ending would send them into a mad rage, destroying everything in their path.

DDR has an ending?

 

[smileynev]

DDR has an ending?

Halo 2

DDR ends when the Japanese empire rises again and takes over the world with their mad dance skills and hentai porn.

 

[bast_imret]

The ending would send them into a mad rage, destroying everything in their path.

But by that point we would have escaped and be kicked back in canada drinking some Molsen.