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Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
I have my permit 
Just not my license. However I'm damn fine at the driving thing, I just need the test.
Just not my license. However I'm damn fine at the driving thing, I just need the test.
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Why? I'm better than a lot of people out there. I regularly drive my family and friends round all over the place.
You're crazy on here you'll be just as crazy on the road. I can see you getting mad with another driver and hang out the window so you can float them the bird or whatever negative hand sign you guys use over there.
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Nah, I'm a calm and careful driver, I'm actually very placid in temper.
But when I do pass my test I am so having my window permanently open so I can bird everyone, you're right. But only because there's so many wankers out there.
But when I do pass my test I am so having my window permanently open so I can bird everyone, you're right. But only because there's so many wankers out there.
Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
Nah, I'm a calm and careful driver, I'm actually very placid in temper.
But when I do pass my test I am so having my window permanently open so I can bird everyone, you're right. But only because there's so many wankers out there.
I have a mental picture of Kevin Klein in "A Fish Called Wanda" driving down the road with his head out the window yelling, "Asshole!"
Not that you look like Kevin Klein..
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
I have a mental picture of Kevin Klein in "A Fish Called Wanda" driving down the road with his head out the window yelling, "Asshole!"
Not that you look like Kevin Klein..
The only thing that holds me back is I have a sinking feeling if I behave how I think I should then I won't have a car within the first week.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
yo sarcasmo, where the fawk is my money?
u dont wanna feel the wrath of my pimp hand
I donated it! Somewhere a small columbia grad was starving.
Thats a safe statement. Ape gets bored driving, as there are so many more interesting things to think about while blowing through a red light...
if I'm not speeding, I'm bored.
that's why there's things like car fapping and road jobs
She has a vibrator in her car. Trust me, it doesn't make her pay more attention to the road.
