so last night i was at the grocery store (yeah, i know i'm a loser for going shopping on a friday night, but whatever) and there was a woman chasing a shopping cart across the parking lot. It was full of groceries and apparently got away from her. The little kid in it seemed to like the ride though, it was screaming and laughing the whole way.... well, until the cart ran into the side of a minivan, then the kid started crying. When the lady finally caught up with the cart (she was rather large and out of shape) and moved it, there was a HUGE dent in the side of the minivan that was shaped just like the front of the cart.
She didn't leave a note or anything. I yelled, shouldn't you leave a note or something? How'd you like it if someone did that to your minivan!@? she called me an asshole to which i reply "watch your mouth in front of the kid fatty, you don't want him to end up as big of a cunt as you are." then she told me to fuck off and that she'd be writing down my plate number and reporting me. I asked her who she was going to report me to, the morality police? she got all flustered and stormed off. I bet she ate a bunch of cake and gave out free blowjobs later to make herself feel better. Stupid soccer moms.
I do have to say though, it was rather amusing watching her try to run after the shopping cart.
She didn't leave a note or anything. I yelled, shouldn't you leave a note or something? How'd you like it if someone did that to your minivan!@? she called me an asshole to which i reply "watch your mouth in front of the kid fatty, you don't want him to end up as big of a cunt as you are." then she told me to fuck off and that she'd be writing down my plate number and reporting me. I asked her who she was going to report me to, the morality police? she got all flustered and stormed off. I bet she ate a bunch of cake and gave out free blowjobs later to make herself feel better. Stupid soccer moms.
I do have to say though, it was rather amusing watching her try to run after the shopping cart.