I'll never get to toss the ping pong ball into Bozo's bucket and win a big prize.
i've never met anyone who wanted this more than i.
I'm too old to be only 31
i'm too young to be too old at 31.
I think I'm the only chick here with an older distinguished man. Score +1 for smartness.
EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT LIAM AND ME???????