on my way back to the house to get lunch before class again, i decided to hop in and grab something from the deli counter.
there was fuck all to be had, but i bought some heinous pasta concoction anyway. got home, ripped the lid off and started eating it.
low and behold i begin to eat the bake and without warning the fork absolutely combusts with the force of at least 3 stars collapsing, sending shards high and wide. to end my saga, i now have a cut on the end of my nose, the most visible place possible. i can't wait to describe how this happened.
so, america, any other ridiculous injuries to tell of? who can top that piffle above?
On a final note, attempting to eat pasta with the resulting plastic prong has improved my dexterity +2
there was fuck all to be had, but i bought some heinous pasta concoction anyway. got home, ripped the lid off and started eating it.
low and behold i begin to eat the bake and without warning the fork absolutely combusts with the force of at least 3 stars collapsing, sending shards high and wide. to end my saga, i now have a cut on the end of my nose, the most visible place possible. i can't wait to describe how this happened.
so, america, any other ridiculous injuries to tell of? who can top that piffle above?
On a final note, attempting to eat pasta with the resulting plastic prong has improved my dexterity +2