Do you have a best Xmas ever?
I'd love to say mine was when I got a 2 storey wendy house when I was 5. Or when I got a climbing frame at age 6. Or the other climbing frame at 7 but...
My best Christmas was probably last year. I was on my own for days, kind of got cabin fever in the end but for those lonesome days I cat-sat, smoked fine cuban cigars, sipped fine Welsh gin and champagne and watched Absolutely Fabulous (female TV show where the characters are rich drunks). It was great. My family came round with the food and we ate, played Trivial Pursuits complete with a tantrum at the end because my mother (the dumbest member of the family in some ways) won on a Frankie Goes To Hollywood question then I was left alone again to drink, play Michael Jackson loudly and do as I pleased. It was fantastic.
I'd love to say mine was when I got a 2 storey wendy house when I was 5. Or when I got a climbing frame at age 6. Or the other climbing frame at 7 but...
My best Christmas was probably last year. I was on my own for days, kind of got cabin fever in the end but for those lonesome days I cat-sat, smoked fine cuban cigars, sipped fine Welsh gin and champagne and watched Absolutely Fabulous (female TV show where the characters are rich drunks). It was great. My family came round with the food and we ate, played Trivial Pursuits complete with a tantrum at the end because my mother (the dumbest member of the family in some ways) won on a Frankie Goes To Hollywood question then I was left alone again to drink, play Michael Jackson loudly and do as I pleased. It was fantastic.