your answers, please.
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Dharma1521
Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Oh, what the hell, why not?
1) First name? Beth
2) Age? Over 30
3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? A bookstore, just give me a mattress to sleep on and bring food in now and then and I’d be good.
4) Any skeletons in your closet? Yesssss.
5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly.
6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Getting through each day without killing someone.
7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Kitties.
8) Where do you live? Planet Hell…oh, wait, it just feels like it.
9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? A cat, because I envy my cat’s life.
10) What era/decade would you like to live in? Sometime in the future-faaaaaar into the future.
11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? Outdoors where anyone could have walked by-but they didn’t.
12) Nicknames? None that matter.
13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Whatever I felt like doing at the time.
14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? The room with the burnt-out light bulb.
15) Favorite hobby? Reading.
16) Who dresses you funny? Me, direct all further inquires to file 13.
17) Black or crippled?
18) Less filling or tastes great? Tastes great.
19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? I’ll go with the abdomen piercing.
20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? No.
21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Hell yeah!
22) What makes a party great to you?
23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Mine are OK they way they are, thanks.
24) Does size matter? Sort of, yeah.
25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants?
26) What happened to hip-hop? It hip-hopped away.
27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Genmay, yes.
28) Lazy eye or hairy mole?
29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home?
30) Happy or rich? Happy.
31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?
32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate?
33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
34) Tuck or snip?
35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?
36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those?
37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH?
38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have?
39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy?
40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn?
41) Have you cheated on your SO?
42) How much can you tell your SO?
43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? Don’t have one at this point in my life.
44) If you had it to do over, you would....not do it over.
45) Illegal or legal drug of choice?
46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules?
48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not?
49) Spit or swallow? Swallow, duh!
50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already?
I didn't answer them all, I know...see my answer to question 16.
1) First name? Beth
2) Age? Over 30
3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? A bookstore, just give me a mattress to sleep on and bring food in now and then and I’d be good.
4) Any skeletons in your closet? Yesssss.
5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly.
6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Getting through each day without killing someone.
7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Kitties.
8) Where do you live? Planet Hell…oh, wait, it just feels like it.
9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? A cat, because I envy my cat’s life.
10) What era/decade would you like to live in? Sometime in the future-faaaaaar into the future.
11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? Outdoors where anyone could have walked by-but they didn’t.
12) Nicknames? None that matter.
13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Whatever I felt like doing at the time.
14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? The room with the burnt-out light bulb.
15) Favorite hobby? Reading.
16) Who dresses you funny? Me, direct all further inquires to file 13.
17) Black or crippled?
18) Less filling or tastes great? Tastes great.
19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? I’ll go with the abdomen piercing.
20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? No.
21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Hell yeah!
22) What makes a party great to you?
23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Mine are OK they way they are, thanks.
24) Does size matter? Sort of, yeah.
25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants?
26) What happened to hip-hop? It hip-hopped away.
27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Genmay, yes.
28) Lazy eye or hairy mole?
29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home?
30) Happy or rich? Happy.
31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?
32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate?
33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
34) Tuck or snip?
35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?
36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those?
37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH?
38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have?
39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy?
40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn?
41) Have you cheated on your SO?
42) How much can you tell your SO?
43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? Don’t have one at this point in my life.
44) If you had it to do over, you would....not do it over.
45) Illegal or legal drug of choice?
46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules?
48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not?
49) Spit or swallow? Swallow, duh!
50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already?
I didn't answer them all, I know...see my answer to question 16.
lol good one
well to me they count because we did do the nasty,they way girls know how lol and then some so there
Shitting in Cups and Eating it?
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I am more man than most of you though.
Next time I see you, Ima pick you up over my head and spin in circles till one of us vomits. Then Ill hold you down in the puddle o puke till you cry. Then Ill point and laugh, and maybe pinch you really hard.
I would pull your hair if you still had it.
Psh... puddles of vomit, you don't know what I do behind closed doors.