your answers, please.

Not only do you look awesome, because you are Irish sound awesome, and just are awesome ingeneral, polo, but you have a kickass name.

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Oh golly son, you know how to make a young filly feel good :heart:

Your images sufficed to warm my heart :drool:
 
Everyone but me hates the name Nozzer

I think it sounds like everyones friend. You can't hate someone called Nozzer, after all
 
1) First name? chris

2) Age? 24

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? the good ol' shit n git right next to the guns n ammo

4) Any skeletons in your closet? yes

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? me

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? kitties

8) Where do you live? kansas city, missouri

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? a giant humboldt squid so i could see the bottom of the ocean without no decompression limits killing me... and without being eaten by anything while i'm down there.

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? i love the 80's.

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? in the butt?

12) Nicknames? rainman

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? masturbate

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? please clarify question

15) Favorite hobby? scuba

16) Who dresses you funny? me

17) Black or crippled? crippled

18) Less filling or tastes great? non-alchoholic

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? pierce the abdomen, no permenant damage.

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? nope

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? nope

22) What makes a party great to you? the people

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? medium sized? bigger but perky.

24) Does size matter? nope

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? right

26) What happened to hip-hop? ask NAS

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? A young lad who went by the name of Galen told me about it one night during pillow talk. nope.

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? For what?

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? front to back, gotta be at home.

30) Happy or rich? rich would probably make me happy. otherwise, happy.

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? someone that discplines their kids and doesnt try to protect them on the playground by getting dodgeball outlawed or getting team captains outlawed just so their kid isn't picked last. also the a-holes that try to get honoral lists banned becuase their kids to stupid to make it on. (Maybe they should try sitting down with their kid and helping them with the homework?). A good spouse... never thought about it.

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Goto college, the fact that you have a BS and the other guy has 1 year of juco REALLY does matter in the long run... like when you both have some experience and relationships in a company and apply for the same job.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? redheads

34) Tuck or snip? snip?

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? yes and no

36) Is spanking ok? yes
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? all of the above, just not at the same time.

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? cause he doesnt have all the top scores in the arcade

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? as an employee of the media, none. he just lied about it all and did a damn good job at convincing us it was the truth.

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? a submarine

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? zac and kiw..th... first one to get her tubes tied.

41) Have you cheated on your SO? no

42) How much can you tell your SO? single. everything when i had one.

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? single. both when i had one.

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... take the red pill

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? pot

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? a few, yes, and yes.

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? put togethor an army and take over the world becoming a dictator. i'm the reason anarchy would never work.

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Nope, when i die, i dont plan on my body being recovered or usable. f' going out in a hospital bed somewhere.

49) Spit or swallow? they can do either, i'm done at that point.

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? john
 
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1) First name? Brad

2) Age? Quarter

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? The Mall, Dawn of the Dead style

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Ill let you know when Zac gets out

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Dumb, cause I wouldn't marry someone I felt was unattractive

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Family

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? cat, they dont spray gallons of shit from there ass all over your house

8) Where do you live? Larghetto

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? Dharma's blinds

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? I party like its 1999

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? WingHouse dumpster:fly:

12) Nicknames? BeeRad, BeeRizzle, BeeRad Geezy, B

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? someone is always watching

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? Brighthouse

15) Favorite hobby? smokin

16) Who dresses you funny? my mommy

17) Black or crippled? CRIPPLE FIGHT

18) Less filling or tastes great? Tastes Great!!!!!!!!

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? I would kill myself if I went blind, period

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? a few

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? nahhhh, her mom walked in on us and saw my wang, what beats that?

22) What makes a party great to you? good friends, good booze and good women

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? I like a smaller cup but a big ass please

24) Does size matter? I am sure extremes do but otherwise its about your actions

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? Third

26) What happened to hip-hop? Teens

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Followed Fly and Shawn here from Nocturnal Forums

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? Lazy eyes freak me the fuck out for some reason, I always feel as if I am concentrating to much on one eye when talking to someone with:(

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? I use the shells and no, I don't like pooping away from home

30) Happy or rich? Happiness is great but I would rather be unhappy sometimes and rich than just always happy. I enjoy some down time

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? honesty

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? My phone number;)

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? I usually go for the brunettes but I am partial to redheads

34) Tuck or snip? huh

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? Shawn is probably aware and no I dont think he gives a shit... mingle on the other hand

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? I could care less if others spank their kids but I will never, its to "power trippy". As for a partner, I am an ass man, what do you think?

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? He has a black baby with a white woman

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion dollars

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? WaW

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? for what?

41) Have you cheated on your SO? single

42) How much can you tell your SO? single

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? single

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... of course

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? probably pot but I dont discrimi-hate

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? <50, no, no

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? die

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Yes, always have been... i wont need them

49) Spit or swallow? lick and vibrate

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Def wanna have some beers with WaW, Bsin, Johnny, Polo, Casmo, Thorn... theres to many to name, elpie... will ahve to edit, you all are great people
 
1) First name? Eileen

2) Age? 32

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? Neiman Marcus

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Nope, I keep them in my trunk.

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? I'm not sure I'm clear on what relationships means, but I suppose after my marriage, family and friends, I would have to say going back to school.

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Kitties

8) Where do you live? I'm not quite clear on that right now

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? A man, I always wanted to know what it feels like to have sex as a guy

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? 60's

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? A mini golf course

12) Nicknames? Bunny

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? I can't think of anything I don't do now regardless of who is watching.

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"?

15) Favorite hobby? Video games

16) Who dresses you funny? My sister

17) Black or crippled? Black

18) Less filling or tastes great? Tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? Abdomen piercing

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Yup

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Nah

22) What makes a party great to you? Good, fun people

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? On me small, on everyone else big

24) Does size matter? Yes

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? I don't know

26) What happened to hip-hop? Actually talented musicians

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Coqui showed me the light and I was followed

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? Hairy mole

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front? Front to back, who doesn't?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? Home

30) Happy or rich? Happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? I'll let you know when I figure it out

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Don't forget to have fun and don't take life too seriously

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Yes please

34) Tuck or snip? Neither

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? Yes, no

36) Is spanking ok? Yes
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? All of the above

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? Not enough nurturing

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? Enough to buy me some new shoes I'm sure

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? Lamborghini

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? Tough choices...Zac cause I've met him despite the fact that he lives 1000 miles away and Thorn because of the bacon thread.

41) Have you cheated on your SO? Depends on how you look at it.

42) How much can you tell your SO? Anything

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? Both

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... Party more and not worry so much

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? LSD

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? I don't know and no I can't

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Install forward firing missiles on my car

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Absolutely, I love the idea that other people can have a better life because of me.

49) Spit or swallow? Swallow

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Sarcasmo
 
1) First name?
-Brenda

2) Age?
-24

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave?
walmart


4) Any skeletons in your closet?
nope

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one?
ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)?
kids

7) Do you like kitties or puppies?
puppies

8) Where do you live?
texas

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why?
bird to fly everywhere

10) What era/decade would you like to live in?
all of them

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex?
everywhere ;)

12) Nicknames?
yammy, bbb=big booty brenda

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching?
same thing i do when they are

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"?
dont have one

15) Favorite hobby?
puzzles

16) Who dresses you funny?
me lol

17) Black or crippled?
black

18) Less filling or tastes great?
tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen?
pierce eye
20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
yes

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you?
nah what was done was done

22) What makes a party great to you?
me!!!!

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones?
big but not huge

24) Does size matter?
yes

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants?
shit i dont know never paid attention to that

26) What happened to hip-hop?
i have no idea but ask my BF and he can go on and on

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed?
googled or yahoo serached useless one night
yes but they are shy and never post so they get deleted

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole?
hairy mole

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home?
fron to back and when i got to go i have to go

30) Happy or rich?
happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?
parent= being there for them no matter what
citizen=??
spouse=loving,compromising,listener,friend,

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate?
now go to collage

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
all
34) Tuck or snip?
tuck for tummy-tuck

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?
i dont know

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those?
yes to all of them
37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH?
because he can

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have?
have no idea

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy?
my house

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn?
dont know and kiwi

41) Have you cheated on your SO?
no

42) How much can you tell your SO?
eveything that matters

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex?
both

44) If you had it to do over, you would....
nah like i said what was done was done and well move on

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice?
none

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names?
6 guys
4 girls

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules?
i havbe no idea

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not?
no its a conscpericy lol

49) Spit or swallow?
spit

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already?
everyone