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1) First name?

2) Age?

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave?

4) Any skeletons in your closet?

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one?

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)?

7) Do you like kitties or puppies?

8) Where do you live?

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why?

10) What era/decade would you like to live in?

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex?

12) Nicknames?

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching?

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"?

15) Favorite hobby?

16) Who dresses you funny?

17) Black or crippled?

18) Less filling or tastes great?

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen?

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand?

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you?

22) What makes a party great to you?

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones?

24) Does size matter?

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants?

26) What happened to hip-hop?

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed?

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole?

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home?

30) Happy or rich?

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate?

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

34) Tuck or snip?

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those?

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH?

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have?

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy?

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn?

41) Have you cheated on your SO?

42) How much can you tell your SO?

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex?

44) If you had it to do over, you would....

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice?

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names?

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules?

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not?

49) Spit or swallow?

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already?
 
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1) First name? Jaime

2) Age? 25

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? Target

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Not literal ones.

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly one.

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Friends

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Puppies <3

8) Where do you live? Saint Petersburg, FL

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? Otter, BECAUSE THEY HOLD HANDS.

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? 60's

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? Elevator at a Disney Resort

12) Nicknames? James, Jay

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Right now I would probably adjust the undies

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? Under the covers.

15) Favorite hobby? Knitting for now.

16) Who dresses you funny? Your mom?

17) Black or crippled? Black.

18) Less filling or tastes great? tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? to what extent.

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Yes

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? No

22) What makes a party great to you? Lots of people but not too loud so that we can hear each other.

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Big ones

24) Does size matter? Yes. Yes it does.

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? I'm not sure.

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? I worked with April and I was followed by flop.

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? I have a lazy eye. Thanks for bringing it up

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front? front to back nasty
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? Not at a guys house.

30) Happy or rich? Happy.

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?
-good parent is someone that can say no.
-good citizen is someone that can say yes.

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Go to college and have an internship.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Brunettes and possibly redheads. I'm not a fan of blonde guys.

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? Oh he cares.

36) Is spanking ok? Yes
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? um combination.

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? Because he's angry.

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? Enough to keep getting girls to sleep with him.

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? A house.

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn?
Zac and Elmpis are the same.
I would go for Thorn.

41) Have you cheated on your SO? I am not with someone but I have in the past.

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... I would do it the same.

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Nyquil, and powder.

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names?
Oh jeez.
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Spot 16 is reserved for Brad :heart::heart:
I can rember all the names but try to forget the faces.

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not?
Yes, because I don't need them once I'm dead.

49) Spit or swallow?
Swallow.

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already?
Thorny of course!
 
10) What era/decade would you like to live in?

Right now. We have so many technological comforts that I'm too used to enjoying. Today, we have available a catelogue of all the best music, movies, and books ever created. Today, we can go pretty much anywhere we want in the world with ease.

15) Favorite hobby?

Doing nothing in its many shapes and forms.

17) Black or crippled?

Black. No question. I couldn't imagine being without the ability to walk.

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones?

It depends on the woman. Big ones draw my eye more, of course. But I find smaller ones attractive as well.

24) Does size matter?

No, I imagine it would hurt no matter what size it was.

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants?

I mix it up.

26) What happened to hip-hop?

It's stale. Too much talk about money and cars. It's like mad-libs now. They just fill in blanks with new cars or vodka brands.

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed?

Sarcasmo and wonko talked me into it.

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole?

Are we talking a mole on your ass that no one sees? If you mean one on your face or something, give me the lazy eye.

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home?


Back to front with care to avoid the balls. Yeah, I can poop anywhere. I've had a couple jobs where I worked 12 hour shifts. If you can't poop anywhere when working that schedule, you're going to be in a lot of pain for a long time.

30) Happy or rich?

Happy, but I'm easy to please. I coule buy happiness with money.

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse?

Play well with others.

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate?

Try to do a whole lot of different things before picking a career. I found it very difficult to find out what I wanted to do when I grew up. I've gone through the training needed to do four different careers. Partly, it's because I wasn't looking broad enough and made way too many assumptions about what I could or could not do.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

All of the above. I don't have a preference at all.

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy?

An island fortress.

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex?

Sometimes one; sometimes the other.

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice?

Dunkin Donuts coffee.
 
First name? April

2) Age?25

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? Ikea

4) Any skeletons in your closet?Nope, pretty damn open about everything.

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? ugly, they can wear a bag and talk intellectually to me

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Taking my birth control

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? I love both equally for different reasons.

8) Where do you live? Tampa

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? One of our cats, seriously that is the freaking life.

10) What era/decade would you like to live in?Anytime in the future

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex?In the computer chair. :hi2u:

12) Nicknames?Ape, Grape Ape, Prelzie

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Run naked

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? I don't have one :hs:

15) Favorite hobby? Photography and the internet

16) Who dresses you funny? Drool

17) Black or crippled?Black :hi2u:

18) Less filling or tastes great? Great taste

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? Piercing in the tummy

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? No :(

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Nah, it wasn't anything traumatic or anything.

22) What makes a party great to you? Closest friends at a house with great music and great 'party favors'

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? I prefer big ones since I have the small ones covered. But I would choose small perky ones over big saggy ones any day.

24) Does size matter? Yes of course, don't be silly.

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? I dont care enough to notice.

26) What happened to hip-hop? Mingle

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Slept with the admin, I brought a few peeps with me

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? Hairy mole

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? I dab. Prefer home, but no shame to go anywhere.

30) Happy or rich? Definitely happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? Someone who is unselfish and gives back to the community, child, or spouse.

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Your degree doesnt' mean shit when you get out to the real world. Everything they taught you in school does not equal experience.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Brunettes :hi2u:

34) Tuck or snip? Snip

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?Shawn is so laid back, I'm sure he doesn't care.

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Yes.. kids typically deserve it.

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? He needs the attention.

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? A lot, because he tends to have pretty gfs.

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? A D200 or dump it into my retirement. Retiring early ftw.

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? Elmipis, sorry honey... he puts out. Can I pick both Kiwi and Thorn?

41) Have you cheated on your SO? Nope never have

42) How much can you tell your SO? everything, we discuss everything that most people wouldn't dare talk about

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? both of course

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... Nope I love all my wrong decisions.

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Gina or beans

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? I can remember every one, unfortunately.

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules Speed

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? nope, I don't know why not... something about a conspiracy??

49) Spit or swallow? I swallow

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Yammy
 
1) First name? Kimie

2) Age? 25

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? I'm going to steal Dharmas and say Super Target.

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Nope

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Myself

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? No

8) Where do you live? Pheonix

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? A dolphin, cause then I could swim with the dolphins.

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? Since I figure there are upsides and downsides to every era, I'll stick with now.

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? In laws hot tub.

12) Nicknames? Kiwi, Kimie

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? take a nap.

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? Don't have one.

15) Favorite hobby? Sewing and Photography

16) Who dresses you funny? The voices in my head.

17) Black or crippled? Black

18) Less filling or tastes great? What is this supposed to mean?

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? Abdomen, there are already scars and stretch marks there, yet my eyes work great.

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Nope.

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Yes, cause he continues to rob me of it to this day.

22) What makes a party great to you? Good conversation

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Medium

24) Does size matter? I don't know, I've only had one size ever.

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? right.

26) What happened to hip-hop? Nothing that I can tell, it started out dumb and still is.

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Knyte showed me, yes, by Knyte.

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? Lazy eye, it creeps people out, hairy moles are just ugle.

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? front to back, anywhere.

30) Happy or rich? Happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? Self responsibility and selflessness.

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? avoid debt like the plague, you don't NEED a new car or fancy house, or tons of crap.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Brunettes

34) Tuck or snip? Snip

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care?

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Yes, I don't use it much with my kids but it has happened, and def on the spouse.

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? It's those girl hormones.

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? 17 dollars

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? Canon 1DS mark 3 with a whole crap load of lenses.

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? Zac, and Thorn, I get myself everyday. :fly:

41) Have you cheated on your SO? No

42) How much can you tell your SO? Everything

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? Depends on the day

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... H#$#*@ no. I've made it this far why would I want to go back.

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Tylenol

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? One, and I think so.

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Take a nap.

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Yep, I don't need them after I'm dead.

49) Spit or swallow? Yuck.

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Elpmis, so I can convert him.
 
1) First name? Shawn

2) Age? 34

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? Super Target

4) Any skeletons in your closet? My life is an open book

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Dumb, I know ASL

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Happiness

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Puppies

8) Where do you live? Palm harbor

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? The highest military clearance with access to everything

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? This one

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? Hood of my car at TIA

12) Nicknames? 2, S, Mr. S, Mayor McCheese, Paddy, Mick, Reynolds

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? I have no idea

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? Behind my taint

15) Favorite hobby? I rediscovered my love for canoing

16) Who dresses you funny? me

17) Black or crippled? This is not a question. If I'm being asked which I would choose, I think this question is grossly racist and should probably have been omitted. Crippled, of course.

18) Less filling or tastes great? tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? abdomen

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Yes

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? No, she was teh perfect specimen with which to embarrass myself

22) What makes a party great to you? No drama, lots of booze, good music, and laughter

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? I prefer my wife's

24) Does size matter? I surely hope not given my situation

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? right

26) What happened to hip-hop? MTV

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? fly, yes

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? hmmm...mole...it can be removed

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front? f2b
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? the world ism y toilet

30) Happy or rich? I'm already happy. Show me the money

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? Candor and thoughtfulness

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Go get some ass

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? What color is my wife's hair this week?

34) Tuck or snip? wtf

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? Whoa...this was unexpected

36) Is spanking ok? Fuck yeah
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Kids

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? His milky white skin forces him to be

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? Before or after the Vette payment?

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? Airwolf

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? I plead the 5th

41) Have you cheated on your SO? No

42) How much can you tell your SO? Everything, whether she likes it or not

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? It's been a while...

44) If you had it to do over, you would....finish school earlier

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Pot for regular use, beans are my fave though

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? Next question please

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Drive whatever speed I choose with a joint in my mouth

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Yes. Why waste a lightly used liver?

49) Spit or swallow? well, since I don't suck cock, I'll go with phlegm. I usually swallow given the dearth of cuspidors around town

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Hmmm...maybe Sarcasmo
 
1) First name? James

2) Age? 38

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? Dunno, I dont like shopping

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Not for another 4-6 weeks, right now theyre still just dead goats.

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Id have to go with ugly, simply because I have a low tolerance for genuine stupidity.

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Finding more beer

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Both, but the wife is a cat person.

8) Where do you live? In a van down by the river

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? The personification of Death, so I could wipe the planet clean and finally have some peace and fucking quiet.

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? 1860s-1870s maybe? the late 1960s would be cool too.

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? In the ear

12) Nicknames? Sure, from now on Ill call you "JigglyButt"

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Continue to scratch my sac

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? We dont even wanna go there

15) Favorite hobby? Poopin' on hobos

16) Who dresses you funny? I DO GODAMMIT

17) Black or crippled? huh?

18) Less filling or tastes great? I hate miller lite

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? Im not into self-mutilation

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Sure

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Nah

22) What makes a party great to you? Good music, good conversation, herion

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? I like em all

24) Does size matter? Depends on what were talkin about

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? the one I lift first

26) What happened to hip-hop? no idea, I dont pay any attention to it

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Fly put down a trail of beers and I followed them here

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? At the same time? My condolences.

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? Thats classified information.

30) Happy or rich? Happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? No idea, Ive never been one

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Git ta workin, or git ta learnin'

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Yes please

34) Tuck or snip? On what?

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? What nonsense is this?

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Sure, but only in regards to monkeys

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? He was born that way

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? Plenty

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? That eight legged shark thing we were talking about yesterday

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? Dunno, but whatever the choices, someones gettin a load in the eye

41) Have you cheated on your SO? hell no

42) How much can you tell your SO? all kinds of stuff

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? :fly:

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... dunno, I dont dwell on the past too much

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Id smoke pot if I didnt have "random" drug tests at work. Ive had two in the 3 years Ive been here:rolleyes:

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? dont remember/doesnt matter

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Dunno, but I certainly wouldnt waste my time here eroding my soul, thats for sure.

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? I dont think so, but I have nothing against it

49) Spit or swallow? I spit out my toothpaste

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Sarcasmo, so I could poop on him in person.
 
) First name? Jeff

2) Age? 28

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? FAO Swartz

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Tons

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Mini Flop

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Puppies

8) Where do you live? Tampa

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? An Otter Hunter

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? 1700s

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? In BeeRad's mouth

12) Nicknames? Flopteezy, Hefe, Floptickle

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? Sleep

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"?

15) Favorite hobby? Cleaning

16) Who dresses you funny? I do of course

17) Black or crippled? a crippled blackie

18) Less filling or tastes great? tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? abdomen

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? yes

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? No

22) What makes a party great to you? Beer

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Big Ones

24) Does size matter?

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? Left

26) What happened to hip-hop? people got sick of ghetto

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Dharma

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? hairy mole

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? I use WAWs baday

30) Happy or rich? happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? someone who listens and takes action

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Take your time

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? brunettes

34) Tuck or snip? tuck

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? He cries himself to sleep about it

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Yes it is

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? cause he's an Ohio State fan

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? He's not a Jew so not enough

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? an island

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? Zac and Kiwi

41) Have you cheated on your SO? Yes

42) If you had it to do over, you would.... change nothing

43) Illegal or legal drug of choice? None...user's are losers

44) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? Have no idea

45) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Bring Luther Vandross back to life

46) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? No cause they're mine

47) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Drool
 
1) First name? Bill

2) Age? 30

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? A Super Walmart

4) Any skeletons in your closet? Nope

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? Dumb

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? Figuring out what the hell to do with my life.

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? Kitties!

8) Where do you live? Portland Maine

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? A secret agent

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? The future after interplanetary space travel is the norm.

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? Fingered a girl in an outhouse once.

12) Nicknames? Buster.

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? I have no idea

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? Don't have one

15) Favorite hobby? Either cooking or geek stuff

16) Who dresses you funny? My mother tries occasionally.

17) Black or crippled? Black

18) Less filling or tastes great? Less filling

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? Piercing

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? Yes

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you? Nope.

22) What makes a party great to you? Good food, good company, no bullshit

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? Doesn't matter, nice boobs are nice boobs.

24) Does size matter? Nope. I'm sraight.

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? Right

26) What happened to hip-hop? The record "industry"

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? Genmay

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? lazy eye

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front? Back to front
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? don't care if it's clean

30) Happy or rich? Happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? good communication

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? Wait a year befre going to college go see the world a bit.

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? All of the above

34) Tuck or snip? wtf?

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? Prolly not

36) Is spanking ok? Yes
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those? Yes.

37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? manopause?

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? Enough for hookers and blow.

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? A ride to Mir

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? All of the above

41) Have you cheated on your SO? No

42) How much can you tell your SO? Everything I hope

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? Both!

44) If you had it to do over, you would.... Fuck no.

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? Booze.

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? 6. Faces yes, last names, no.

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules? Shoot some select people.

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? Yes. Won't need them after I'm dead.

49) Spit or swallow? Neither, I'm straight.

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? Tampa Crew.
 
So me and Kiwi are the only ones that answered the number of partners.

Damn pussies the whole lot of you.

Anyway I am willing to share super target with all but Zac because he can't keep his pants on inside of them.
 
1) First name? mikey

2) Age? 30

3) Where would you go if you had to choose a store that you could never leave? walgreens

4) Any skeletons in your closet? perhaps

5) Would you rather have a dumb spouse or an ugly one? ugly

6) What's your number one priority (after relationships)? preservation of self

7) Do you like kitties or puppies? kittens

8) Where do you live? ohio, unfortunately

9) If you could be something else for a day, what would it be and why? a knyte, so i could play with guns

10) What era/decade would you like to live in? 60's

11) Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex? jacuzzi at a hotel

12) Nicknames? mikey

13) What would you do if you knew no one was watching? masturbate, duh

14) Where exactly is your "dark place"? i have many

15) Favorite hobby? drinking

16) Who dresses you funny? jennie

17) Black or crippled?crippled

18) Less filling or tastes great? tastes great

19) Would you rather have a staple gun to the eye or pierce yourself through your abdomen? abdomen

20) Have you ever had a true one-night stand? no

21) If you could "take back" your virginity from your first partner, would you?
no
22) What makes a party great to you? people

23) Do you prefer big boobies or small ones? big

24) Does size matter? yes

25) Which leg goes in first when putting on pants? the first one

26) What happened to hip-hop? mingle mixx

27) How did you find this forum, and were you followed? jpatrick told me about it and yes i was followed

28) Lazy eye or hairy mole? lazy eye

29) After pooping, do you wipe front to back or back to front? both
Can you poop anywere or do you have to do it at home? anywhere

30) Happy or rich? happy

31) What makes a "good" parent" a "good" citizen? a "good" spouse? bah

32) What advice would you give to a high school graduate? finish college

33) Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? brunettes, redheads

34) Tuck or snip? tuck

35) Is ShawnDavid aware that MingMixx fist Heath Ledger shows up on the
third page of a google search? And does he care? i would care

36) Is spanking ok?
If yes, do you mean a kid, yourself, a partner, or some combination of those?
yes to all of the above
37) Why is Mikey such a BITCH? why does julie changed questions to suit her own agenda

38) Just how much money does WAW REALLY have? who cares

39) If money was not an issue, what is the one thing you would buy? australia

40) Would you pick Zac or Elmpis? Kiwi or Thorn? zac and thorn

41) Have you cheated on your SO? current SO? no

42) How much can you tell your SO? most

43) Do you make LOVE with your SO or plain sex? both

44) If you had it to do over, you would....yes

45) Illegal or legal drug of choice? all of them

46) how many partners have you done the nasty with?? Can you remember all their faces? Names? 3 and yes

47) What's something you'd do if there were no laws, limits, regulations or rules?many things

48) Are you an organ donor? Why or why not? no and cause i didnt check that box

49) Spit or swallow? spit

50) Who's the one UF person you'd want to meet that you haven't already? the ones i havent met yet
 
So me and Kiwi are the only ones that answered the number of partners.

Damn pussies the whole lot of you.

Anyway I am willing to share super target with all but Zac because he can't keep his pants on inside of them.

i answered, quit your god damned whore whining