GAY Your 3 wishes

[Mortlach]

YES. GREAT WISH



We need several from NN



Whirled peas... just say it out loud. What do a lot of people wish for that sounds like that?

Thank you for your confidence. We'll just have to see.

oh got it

you can call it confidence but you show definite signs of that future, want me to list why?

 

[Mortlach]

( . ) ( . )

 

[Floptical]

2. That I was getting a blowjob right now.

wish granted Dave's inroute

 

[ER1]

you can call it confidence but you show definite signs of that future, want me to list why?

I'm almost afraid to hear why

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Where the fuck did Dave go? Did we scare him off?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm almost afraid to hear why

3 words:

Tall(er than GH0ST), dark and handsome.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Where the fuck did Dave go? Did we scare him off?

Dunno, hes coming over to my place tomorrow.

edit - also, ascii boobs are unacceptable.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm almost afraid to hear why

Seriously, if I can find good women willing to procreate with the likes of my skeezy ass, Im sure you can as well.

 

[ER1]

3 words:

Tall(er than GH0ST), dark and handsome.

Why the hell is everyone always picking on GHOST??? I don't think i've ever seen this guy, btw. :hmm: <-- See, perfect time for that.

On the other stuff, you're quite blind, obviously. Have you ever seen me?

 

[Sarcasmo]

wish granted Dave's inroute

If anyone's good at blowjobs it'd be that guy

 

[ER1]

Seriously, if I can find good women willing to procreate with the likes of my skeezy ass, Im sure you can as well.

I laughed loud enough that the lady in the cubicle across from me was like "What's so funny?!?"

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why the hell is everyone always picking on GHOST??? I don't think i've ever seen this guy, btw. :hmm: <-- See, perfect time for that.

On the other stuff, you're quite blind, obviously. Have you ever seen me?

Uh yeah, hello?!?

And self deprecation was only attractive in the 90's, get some confidence

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shit, fly has a woman and that's not even his preference.

 

[Mortlach]

I'm almost afraid to hear why

You have been in multiple long term relationships without being a complete asshole, abusive or adulterous
You want kids
You can have kids for another decade no problem
You listen to others
You find humor in everything/everyone which makes for a quality household

seems reason enough

 

[ER1]

Uh yeah, hello?!?

And self deprecation was only attractive in the 90's, get some confidence

Oh get off it, i know you've seen me. And i think i'm handsome enough.

Shit, fly has a woman and that's not even his preference.

LOLERSKATES

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You have been in multiple long term relationships without being a complete asshole, abusive or adulterous
You want kids
You can have kids for another decade no problem
You listen to others
You find humor in everything/everyone which makes for a quality household

seems reason enough

Sounds like a keeper! (except the kids thing, that's totally optional)

 

[Sarcasmo]

Seriously, if I can find good women willing to procreate with the likes of my skeezy ass, Im sure you can as well.

Hmm.

 

[Mortlach]

Uh yeah, hello?!?

And self deprecation was only attractive in the 90's, get some confidence

werd

 

[Mortlach]

Sounds like a keeper! (except the kids thing, that's totally optional)

kids is huge... you will come around

that's it, I'm fixing you guys up... I'll pay for ER's ticket and DJB will pay for enemy's, they will meet in Cherry Hill and it will give me an excuse to open another bottle

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

kids is huge... you will come around

that's it, I'm fixing you guys up... I'll pay for ER's ticket and DJB will pay for enemy's, they will meet in Cherry Hill and it will give me an excuse to open another bottle

Maybe one day, if he'd have me and the dawg

I don't like the idea of kids, DJB was foolish to pass on these faulty genes and I'm putting an end to this awful cycle!