You wake up with an erection, what is your regimen?

[simple]

Because this morning I woke up with a pretty nasty cold and was interested in what you guys do to fight it. I have two regimes I usually rotate with:

Regimen 1:

- I take an extra hot shower, blowing my nose onto the shower floor the entire time.
- I have a tall glass of water and toast for breakfast.
- I still go in to work on time, but I make a stop at the drug store on the way to buy some DayQuil and NightQuil which I use religiously for about two to three days till my cold is gone.
- Get lots of sleep.

Regimen 2:
- I shave my ball sac with a dry razor and then tip my fun spheres into a tall glass of orange juice, and let soak for 2 min.
- I call the office and tell them I'm taking off for the day to impregnate Richard Nixon's dead body
- I drive to the drug store, run in, jump up on the pharmacy desk, drop my pants and take a nice healthy shit into my own hand and sniff the loaf of poo.
- I scream "SCENTED POO SURE CLEAR MY NASAL PASSAGES"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I usually go for a lung wash, get my lungs pumped full of oxygenated fluid and then hung upside down while it drains out.

I feel great afterwards.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And then other times I fornicate wildly with a stuffed giraffe in the aisle in a Toys R Us store.

One kid told me that that's what his daddy did with rover.

 

[fly]

I eat either 500mg of vitamin C every four hours or a shitload of cock.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This thread has made me hungry for a mammoth steak

 

[fly]

This thread has made me hungry for a mammoth steak

Hi, Im fly and Im a scorpio.

 

[smileynev]

I cry a lot.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hi, Im fly and Im a scorpio.

Are we compatible?

 

[fly]

Are we compatible?

I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?

 

[smileynev]

I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?

Whisky for my men, beer for my horses and other livestock.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?

My blood type is Lagavulin 16, and not a day goes by where I don't cornhole myself a steer.

 

[fly]

My blood type is Lagavulin 16, and not a day goes by where I don't cornhole myself a steer.

You had me at spray cheese.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You had me at spray cheese.

I use spray cheese for lube.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Because this morning I woke up with a pretty nasty cold and was interested in what you guys do to fight it. I have two regimes I usually rotate with:

Regimen 1:

- I take an extra hot shower, blowing my nose onto the shower floor the entire time.
- I have a tall glass of water and toast for breakfast.
- I still go in to work on time, but I make a stop at the drug store on the way to buy some DayQuil and NightQuil which I use religiously for about two to three days till my cold is gone.
- Get lots of sleep.

Regimen 2:
- I shave my ball sac with a dry razor and then tip my fun spheres into a tall glass of orange juice, and let soak for 2 min.
- I call the office and tell them I'm taking off for the day to impregnate Richard Nixon's dead body
- I drive to the drug store, run in, jump up on the pharmacy desk, drop my pants and take a nice healthy shit into my own hand and sniff the loaf of poo.
- I scream "SCENTED POO SURE CLEAR MY NASAL PASSAGES"

I have been going to the same publix for 3 years and I have never seen an instance of this.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I have been going to the same publix for 3 years and I have never seen an instance of this.

@fly
Something is fucked up. I quoted ZRH about a supermarket thing and got this after it posted.
Stop

 

[fly]

Wasn't it you last time too???

 

[DJBrenton]

Well I posted in one thread and it arrived in the next one. That's how I know this is a Fly forum.

 

[eileenbunny]

I have learned that it doesn't matter what you take, you still feel shitty and it takes the same amount of time for the cold to go away. I don't do anything. I have a cold right now and it blows.


Sometimes I take a day and see how many times I can masturbate to keep my mind off of things.

 

[Coqui]

EDIT: GG Necro Bump

 

[Applesauce]

I have learned that it doesn't matter what you take, you still feel shitty and it takes the same amount of time for the cold to go away. I don't do anything. I have a cold right now and it blows.


Sometimes I take a day and see how many times I can masturbate to keep my mind off of things.

Hope you feel better!

I agree, though. Not much one can do, I believe. Just drugs & comfort food/drinks to ease the miserable stuff.