Because this morning I woke up with a pretty nasty cold and was interested in what you guys do to fight it. I have two regimes I usually rotate with: Regimen 1: - I take an extra hot shower, blowing my nose onto the shower floor the entire time. - I have a tall glass of water and toast for breakfast. - I still go in to work on time, but I make a stop at the drug store on the way to buy some DayQuil and NightQuil which I use religiously for about two to three days till my cold is gone. - Get lots of sleep. Regimen 2: - I shave my ball sac with a dry razor and then tip my fun spheres into a tall glass of orange juice, and let soak for 2 min. - I call the office and tell them I'm taking off for the day to impregnate Richard Nixon's dead body - I drive to the drug store, run in, jump up on the pharmacy desk, drop my pants and take a nice healthy shit into my own hand and sniff the loaf of poo. - I scream "SCENTED POO SURE CLEAR MY NASAL PASSAGES"