You know you're a real drunk...

[smileynev]

...when you can blow a .9

http://www.canada.com/news/oddities/story.html?id=8f70c611-eb07-44fa-9f12-d31e6549356e

Anything under .6 and you're a pussy.

Whats the highest you think you've gotten?

 

[b_sinning]

He was flammable.

 

[smileynev]

He was flammable.

They probably had to slap a no open flame sticker like the ones they use on the Oxygen tanks on him

 

[Coqui]

I didn't know I.C.Water was in Bulgaria.

 

[berzerker]

I didn't know I.C.Water was in Bulgaria.

niggastolemy.reply

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

wow that dudes a pro

 

[smileynev]

wow that dudes a pro

Even the pros are in awe of his talents.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Holy shit, once I think I could've blown a .4 maybe, I tend not to drink vast quantities in a short period of time.

 

[I Robert I]

I don't drink alcohol so I guess the highest I've gotten to is about 0.05 or something

 

[b_sinning]

Bet he was an alcoholic. It takes time to work your way up to that level and it not kill you.

 

[APRIL]

Blow what exactly?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Blow what exactly?

It's how many inches you can make a dead hobo's eyelids raise by blowing into his posterior

 

[APRIL]

It's how many inches you can make a dead hobo's eyelids raise by blowing into his posterior

Can't i just slap it with some dead hooker parts?

 

[b_sinning]

Can't i just slap it with some dead hooker parts?

Have some left overs from New Years?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I got breathalized once, dunno why, I wasn't even drinking that night.

 

[tre]

i've never blown roadside. either way you look at it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i've never blown roadside. .

Ya usually you go behind the dumpsters

 

[bast_imret]

i've never blown roadside. either way you look at it.

shens! I know how you got out of that DUI ticket!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Can't i just slap it with some dead hooker parts?

Probably, I've got a lucky hooker foot on a chain that would work

 

[APRIL]

I got breathalized once, dunno why, I wasn't even drinking that night.

I got the pen and the walk test once, was the only sober person in the car.