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b_sinning said:
He was flammable.
They probably had to slap a no open flame sticker like the ones they use on the Oxygen tanks on him
 
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I don't drink alcohol so I guess the highest I've gotten to is about 0.05 or something :p
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
It's how many inches you can make a dead hobo's eyelids raise by blowing into his posterior
Can't i just slap it with some dead hooker parts?
 

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i've never blown roadside. either way you look at it.
 

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Nemo said:
I got breathalized once, dunno why, I wasn't even drinking that night.
I got the pen and the walk test once, was the only sober person in the car. :rolleyes: