Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
YOU SAID WE WERE FRIENDS!
But I did the little "finger quotes" in the air when I said it.
YOU SAID WE WERE FRIENDS!
But I did the little "finger quotes" in the air when I said it.
I wouldn't say I hate ignorant meat eaters, but I would like to force all meat eaters to see films of how animals are treated, not to make them veggie but just to make them think about what they consume.
Speaking of badass christmas cards. I hate absent fathers who say they'll send cards but the daughter never gets them. *cough*
Only kidding
Impatient e-children grind my gears.
You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!
What really grinds my gears is children in womens bodys. You know those stupid-ass women who have the mentality of a 5 year old. They piss me off.
It grinds my gears when people make me laugh, I almost spit coffee, and a little goes up my nose.
Now everything is going to smell like coffee all day.
I would like to amend this to be men and women.
I expect men to be children mentally until they hit around 25, and then it's only luck if they grow up.
I'm a Toys'r'us kid
"Lemme ax yous a question"
If you want to ax, I'll grab a hatchet. The word is "ask" you assbag.
People shopping that stand in the little of the aisles oblivious of everyone else in a fucking daze. Move you fucking sheep!!!
aw man, but I dont wanna grow up