I had a nightmare where I was making out with Jessica Alba but I just couldn't stop thinking about how satisfying it would be for The Donald to grab my crotch, over and over and ove-- when suddenly I awoke, realized it was only dream, and immediately questioned Wickie's sexuality.
We have a saying here, "You must have left your ass outside the blanket catching cold (ass)"
It doesn't translate exactly, but something like that.