You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets...

wr3kt

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I swear to god I know that movie...it was a guy and a girl...the chick said something about the guy getting smarter something about him gets...and then he said that.


GAH.....

One of the Scream movies?
 
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Datgurl

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Pandora said:
Ding ding ding ding ding!!! You're a weener!!!

:deep announcer voice: "And what does our lovely guest win this evening?"

Props from me!!! :cool:


Thanks and please play again!
:o thankies
 
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crazymike

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Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite : Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
 
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crazymike

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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
 
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crazymike

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Napoleon Dynamite : You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
 
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Lynnakitty

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"I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh? "
 
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crazymike

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Napoleon Dynamite : Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

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Napoleon Dynamite : I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.
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Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip : Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious.

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Deb : What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite : A liger.
Deb : What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite : It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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Napoleon Dynamite : Who are you gonna ask to the dance?
Pedro : That girl right there.
Napoleon Dynamite : Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro : Build her a cake or something.

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Napoleon Dynamite : Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

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crazymike

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That movie is just incredible and every single line is worth quoting, I will stop now :p