Food Yogurt for men

Black Manta

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Now that I'm 40 I have to start eating better. Part of that is yogurt. While I was purusing the yogurt section nothing was appealing to me. It's all marketted to women and kids (yes, they have Dora and Toy Story yogurt). Why don't they have yogurt for men?

Some possible flavors.....

1. Pizza
2. Beer
3. Pizza and Beer (hey, they have bananna strawberry)
4. Buffalo Wings
5. Brett Farve
6. Grilled Meat
7. Basketball
8. Action Movies
9. Scarlett Johansson

Just a few ideas. I think they're sitting on a gold mine.
 
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dbzeag

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Because men don't eat yogurt. They just go for milk and fruit directly.

Also I will be in Cleveland in August. Drinks?
 

shamwow

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I used to love yogurt as a kid. ate it all the time and drank a couple gallons of milk a week. probably why I've never broken a bone
 

Black Manta

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Absolutely. August will be a good time because we'll either be a. just about done the resigning of LeBron or b. starting to get over the loss of LeBron.
 

Josh

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http://www.colomboyogurt.com/

Not marketed to any particular group. Goddamn I love their strawberry yogurt. Get the mixed strawberry (not the fruit on the bottom) in the 32oz container. Exactly 3 servings when poured in to a small glass. Unfortunately all of the local grocery stores (Shaws, Hannaford, Wallyworld) have stopped carrying it. I have no idea where to get my fix!

Currently eating Dannon but it sucks and isn't the same.

edit: fuck me, Columbo (parent company is general mills) has closed its doors. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
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