YGPM: Spam Thread

[Syrup Beaver]

Ooh, nice. Any issues with Japanese whaling boats?

 

[snoogit]

Ooh, nice. Any issues with Japanese whaling boats?

I stay in the Atlantic, but if I have to I have some of thse brown secretions that I froze in the freezer and I chuck them at the whalers.

I gotta admit living in the Atlantic is nice, theres even this one nice beluga I'm keeping my eye on.

 

[Casper]

Do you have trouble with pirates? Pirates are a pretty big problem in the pacific.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thinkin' of, makin' the move?

I hear they love starfish bouquets

 

[snoogit]

Do you have trouble with pirates? Pirates are a pretty big problem in the pacific.

One time they boarded my houseboat thinking it was a container ship.

 

[snoogit]

Thinkin' of, makin' the move?

I hear they love starfish bouquets

I didnt think of luring it in that way, I was just going to catch it in a net and use it's blubber for beluga gravy.

 

[JAXvillain]

I didnt think of luring it in that way, I was just going to catch it in a net and use it's blubber for beluga gravy.

try using the beluga gravy like it's fondue.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

O ya, anything dipped into beluga gravy is instantly the most delicious thing ever.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

One time they boarded my houseboat thinking it was a container ship.

You should install hoses dumping yer drippings over the side at the easy entry points.

I know they leave quickly enough once they discover what's up, but still, who needs the hassle?

 

[snoogit]

try using the beluga gravy like it's fondue.

I made some bacon infused beluga blubber once, and OMG it was delicious.

It's also very useful for when your houseboat drifts to the north, and you need to keep warm. I usually take about five or six belugas and wrap them around me at night when I'm iceberg hopping.

 

[JAXvillain]

we have belugas at the aquarium down the street

 

[snoogit]

we have belugas at the aquarium down the street

lucky. bastard.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What are their hours?

 

[JAXvillain]

http://www.georgiaaquarium.org/plan-your-visit/

 

[snoogit]

The closest I'll be to Georgia is South Carolina in January, Fuck!

 

[Jonny_B]

I feel like I know Atlanta, even though I've never been. I think it was Will Rogers who said "If you want to see Atlanta, go to Dallas. If you want to see Texas, then come to Fort Worth"

 

[JAXvillain]

The closest I'll be to Georgia is South Carolina in January, Fuck!

biggest aquarium in the world. it's pretty damned pimp

 

[APRIL]

I had soooo much fun at the ATL Aquarium.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The closest I'll be to Georgia is South Carolina in January, Fuck!

Dude, float to Tampa near MLK day!

My array of innertubes and bison carcasses should be floating into the harbour then!