YGPM: Spam Thread

[APRIL]

Oh yeah, I think the term for this Gobbeldeegook is hobo babble. They've been doing it for years.

 

[Valve1138]

Dear Valve and/or Chikken

Im enjoying my coffee this morning, but it could use some bacon flavoring.
Whats the best method for mixing bacon grease into coffee grounds?

To: Drool-Boy
Date: 11/18/09
Re: Bacon Flavoring for Coffee

Dear Drool,

In regards to your question I suggest frying some bacon and the then allowing the grease to cool slightly. Then just add instead of cream or milk. Stir, and enjoy.

Sincerely,

William S. Preston Esq.

 

[JAXvillain]

To: Drool-Boy
Date: 11/18/09
Re: Bacon Flavoring for Coffee

Dear Drool,

In regards to your question I suggest frying some bacon and the then allowing the grease to cool slightly. Then just add instead of cream or milk. Stir, and enjoy.

Sincerely,

William S. Preston Esq.

it wont stir in due to water and oil naturally separating. trust me, I've tried

 

[snoogit]

one of my best friends is a coffee fiend and orders all sorts of crazy stuff online. he is fond of one called "maple bacon morning"

http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDetail.do?productId=5370&catalogId=1

That sounds awesome!!!!!

 

[Valve1138]

it wont stir in due to water and oil naturally separating. trust me, I've tried

Dearest Sham_waw,

Regarding your bacon grease assertion, I suggest using and immersion blender. I have one fastened to my fat-guy utility "belt" at all times along with my grabber and Elmo on a stick butt wiper.

Regards,

Amadon T. Valve CPA

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Blah blah blah bacon blah blah..

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh yeah, I think the term for this Gobbeldeegook is hobo babble. They've been doing it for years.

Yes, for quite a few years in fact, so it's nothing new.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dearest ChikkenNoodul,

This morning for breakfast I'm having and entire piglet. Baby bacon is

Warmest Regards,

Valve S. Stoltenborg Esq.

Dear Valve,

That sounds stupendous.

The duck delivery truck arrived this morning, so I'm enjoying my delicious vegetarian breakfast of fried duck.

Fond regards,

Cee En

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dear Valve and/or Chikken

Im enjoying my coffee this morning, but it could use some bacon flavoring.
Whats the best method for mixing bacon grease into coffee grounds?

Dear Drool,

Packing a french press with a 3-1 ratio of finely ground coffee and bacon grease has yielded good results in the ChikkenLab.


Go leap off of a moving 5th wheel,

Chikken

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I may just run a baconator cheese burger through an arbor press multiple times until its paper-thin, then use that as a filter for my coffee

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Can you weave me a shirt made out of that?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dunno, it may need to be shellacked to be strong enough to use as clothing

 

[Valve1138]

I may just run a baconator cheese burger through an arbor press multiple times until its paper-thin, then use that as a filter for my coffee

I'm having 4 Baconator's as my mid morning trough feeding. I just hook up a feed bag and I'm good to go. Highly recommended as it takes the least amount of effort to shovel mass quantities of food into my gullet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Did you get the blender helmet I sent you yet?

Looks like that beer helmet, but with two blenders instead...

 

[Valve1138]

Did you get the blender helmet I sent you yet?

Looks like that beer helmet, but with two blenders instead...

I did, thank you. I'm blending up a tasty underage Thai boy shake right now. The bones are blending smoothly, it's wonderful.

 

[JAXvillain]

will it blend!

 

[Valve1138]

will it blend!

slurp slurp. Thank fuck for these large diameter straws. Almost as a big as a garden hose.

Oh wait, hat just gave me an idea.

brb

 

[Coqui]

will it blend!

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Duke]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Theyre baaaaack