yes, there is a god

Where's the "This thread is a NON gay thread" smiley? You know, the one with a pink face and rainbow scarf carrying a sign with a background of fuchsia.
 
I used to be big into bacon - I also used to think you got chick's pregnant by peeing in their butt...

these days I'm not a huge fan, it's just way too fucking bad for you
 
Wendy's is fucking gross.

Anyway, to go along with the thread title:
local news channel said:
LEWISTON (NEWS CENTER) -- Lewiston police have arrested a suspect they describe as a "flim-flam man." 52-year-old Juan Cazals of Miami allegedly went to several banks for financial transactions that left tellers confused, and Cazals hundreds of dollars richer.

His picture was distributed among the banks, and he was recognized Wednesday morning at a Key Bank in Lewiston.

Cazals fled the bank and ran into traffic on East Avenue, where a car ran over his foot. That enabled the bank manager to catch him and hold him until police arrived.

Cazals is being held on theft warrants from New Jersey, with more charges pending.