wtf, royal guard?

[JAXvillain]

I came up the escalator downstairs a few minutes ago and there was a guy in full royal guard dress standing at the top of the escalators at attention

anything weird happen to you today?

 

[ZRH]

I tore all the siding off one side of my house.

 

[Jonny_B]

Are you being visited by the Royal Gropers?

 

[Valve1138]

The Queen is appearing on AC:360 today.

 

[Coqui]

I finally got a full night's rest. That's weird.

 

[Desslock]

Do you ask him "What's all this then?"

 

[JAXvillain]

Do you ask him "What's all this then?"

I honestly thought he was a wax statue until I asked a security guard by the elevator

 

[shawndavid]

I only had one tall kitchen bag of garbage to bring to the curb this morning.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's just your new doorman

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ask him if he knows what the fuck a quarter pounder with cheese is.

 

[plot]

Ask him if he knows what the fuck a quarter pounder with cheese is.

why wouldnt he? he's british, not french

 

[ERage]

Ask him if he knows what the fuck a quarter pounder with cheese is.

he knows, brits don't use the metric system either right?

 

[kiwi]

I got no sleep last night so I just want to crawl in a whole and hide from the world today. Nothing interested has happened yet though.

 

[plot]

he knows, brits don't use the metric system either right?

i think they do actually... made the switch in the late 1800's or something IIRC. They still know though.

 

[APRIL]

We hired on a transvestite.

 

[plot]

We hired on a transvestite.

is he hot?

 

[APRIL]

is he hot?

Haven't seen him yet. It's a she becoming a he.

 

[plot]

so... pre-op?

they gotta put a dead guys giggle stick on her to make her a man or how does that all work?

 

[APRIL]

so... pre-op?

they gotta put a dead guys giggle stick on her to make her a man or how does that all work?

I have no idea. It's usually the other way around... men becoming women so this is an interesting one.

 

[plot]

you should definatly invite this person to the forums.