WTF WTF America: Impairing the morals of a child?

[Casper]

duke has a point. i would fucking freak on the neighbor and call the cops on him too.
GET AWAY FROM MY KIKO!!

IF ANYONE GONNA TEACH THIS BOY TO SMOKE CRACK, IT'S GUNNA BE ME!

GOOD DAY SIR!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I learned to swear by watching the movie Smokey and the Bandit
ARREST THAT MOVIE

 

[JAXvillain]

I learned to swear by watching the movie Smokey and the Bandit
ARREST THAT MOVIE

that movie taught me the joys of domestic violence
"soon as I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

that movie taught me the joys of domestic violence
"soon as I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth!"

I every time I see that part

 

[Sarcasmo]

Smokey and the Bandit is one of the greatest films of all time.

 

[JAXvillain]

surprised hollywood hasn't redone it and completely ruined it like they do everything else

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

See, I learned to swear when I was like 5 and I turned out ok you buncha dickless cockholsters.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

surprised hollywood hasn't redone it and completely ruined it like they do everything else

omg they could put wil smith in it!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

omg they could put wil smith in it!!

AW HELLNAW DAYS A SMOKEY ON MY TAIL

 

[OzSTEEZ]

You realize this is a state regulation and not a federal regulation right?

I also realize this state is an American state.

 

[Duke]

that movie taught me the joys of domestic violence
"soon as I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth!"

That movie taught me the joys of adultry

"Yo momma and I are gonna have a talk, because there is no way you could have come from my loins"

 

[Sarcasmo]

Eastbound and down
Kiki's lips are flappin'
She's gonna do what they say can't be done
She's got a lotta dude's to blow
And a short time to get there

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Duke]

Smokey and the Bandit 3 involved Canada, and they don't know it. WTF CANADIANS!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

No but racial slurs might cause physical harm to the child.

how?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Yes. swears or racial slurs when taught incorrectly (i.e. for use to get paid in the kid's eye or for fleeting internet notoriety for the parent/neighbor instead of what those words actually mean or imply) is fucking them up. They are not learning to speak the language properly.

This makes no sense. Teaching them extra words is teaching them not to speak correctly? Not speaking correctly is fucked up?

Weird world y'all live in..

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Next we should be able to show them Porn. I mean, he'll just see it anyway.

He more than likely will.. And I have no problem with sex. It's natural.. Y'all are all up tight..

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Let me ask this. If one of your adult neighbors came over and taught your child things you didn't want them to know, would your reaction be the same?

My reaction would be to make sure that my child doesn't interact with said person ever again.

 

[JAXvillain]

He more than likely will.. And I have no problem with sex. It's natural.. Y'all are all up tight..

I don't think many here subscribe to sexual uptightness. that's a christian conservative thing

 

[Sarcasmo]

What if said neighbor was a Kiwi? Not OUR kiwi.