I just read this out loud to Zac and Scott.juli and kiki went out for drinks at a local watering gay-hole called "Fly'sZipper" where gay men ran wild and the booze flowed freely.
after watching two pale white boys named Zac and April making out in the corner by the Karaoke Machine
juli and kiki felt frisky and decided they too must join in on the fun.
kiki led julis dainty and delicate hand to the dance floor where the two young beauties began to move in what can only be described as two wet worms trynna mate. The beats where loud and the strobe lights where twirling...
Juli couldnt take it anymore and seductively began to take her winter coat off...mittens...then her scarf... oh lord. things where getting HAWT..
pretty soon there was a circle of sweaty fat men jerking their stubby short penises to the wicked beats of deadmau5..
one by one they cringed and screamed in pure ecstasy as they each squirted their love juice all over the ladies...
Moments later a husky australian voice emerged from the thunderous sounds of the dance floor...MY FUCKING EYE screamed Liamz as he caught a bit of Floptical jizz all over his eye... IT BURNS!!! BLOODY HELL!!!!!......
i'll finish it later.
Okay ready this aloud too. LOLEdward was feeling particularly sore that morning. The last thing he remembered, just before falling asleep, was his owner Zac looking at him in a rather odd way whilst rubbing himself in the lap. It wasn't the first time he'd woken up with a sore bottom and he still had no idea why.
I looked on my watch as I was getting impatient. I was really nervous and nothing could distract me from the wait. I was finally going to do it. For the first time in my life I was going to do it. And it terrified me.
When reading her posts, I got a vibe from Kiki that was, shall we say, negative. I got the sense she was shallow and vapid. But after talking to her on the phone and really getting to know her, my impression of her quickly improved. So quick in fact she would be doing the honor of being my first.
After replaying all of our phone calls back in my mind of all the tips and tricks and kinks and likes and dislikes we both have in the bedroom, I hear a gentle knock on the door. There's no reason to see or ask who it is. It had to be her.
As I quickly flung the door open, almost too eager from the anticipation, a radient glow of beauty shown forth from the doorway. Kiki was equisite. From her tasteful top with a dangerously plunging neck line to the bottom of her Uggs, she was the epitome of sultry class.
"I am so happy to finally meet you!" I stammered like a middle school boy going on his first date.
"Yes, I can tell," as she gazed down at my quickly enlarging pants.
"I am really nervous but excited", I told her.
"I know. Don't worry, you are in good hands," she said, calming my nerves. And with that, those fabulously soft hands started slowly caressing my chest.
"Have you been working out?" she asked as she remained feeling my body, intent on finding the answer herself.
"Just a bit. I like to keep fit and busy," I nervously explained.
Kiki started to unbutton a couple buttons on my shirt so her hands could reach it. A bolt of electricity coursed through my veins. The warm, soft, gentleness of her hands sent my skin into bliss. Every touch, every feel, every caress brought me closer and closer to nirvana.
Slowly she opened the rest of my shirt and worked her hands south. As I dipped my head back in eternal bliss, she seized the opportunity and slowly and gingerly kissed my neck. I gasped at the sweet sweet touch of her lips and she planted delicate little kisses all over my neck, and to my cheeks, and back down to my collar. I was in sheer heaven. Time stood still. I was living for the moment. With her. This was still all new to me and scary, but a warm sense of comfort filled my being as I stood there being tenderly loved by Kiki.
To be continued.....