write a haiku for someone(s)

[Thorn Bird]

fuxx, i love your hair
you are such a cutie pie
one day we will meet???

 

[Thorn Bird]

fat, you are lucky
to have such a hottie chick
that's wearing your ring.

 

[Thorn Bird]

chikken, bok bok bok
i like what i know of you
stay that cool, ok?

 

[Thorn Bird]

cletus, you look fun
i'da hung out with you in
college. cheers to you!

 

[Thorn Bird]

IRobertI, your
name takes up the whole first line
now there's no room left.

 

[Thorn Bird]

now i need to cook
i hope you liked my spamming
it's all sent with love.

 

[wr3kt]

Holy crap.

 

[Sarcasmo]

lame-o, poor lame-o
will he ever get back his
name? i don't think so.

Theacoustician
Took my identity and
Gets food stamps with it

 

[Millions]

Mr. Wayne Brady
makes Bryant Gumbel look like
Mr. Malcom X

 

[JJ Lady]

jj, house for sale
down the street from me, so pack
and get up here now.

Yea!

bast. listen up now
get your ass in gear and find
a job that moves you.

YOu tell him!

What I find sad now
Is that I read all of this
But it was worth it

 

[Pandora]

Thorn is reallah kewl
she makes babies that I like
lotsa poems too!

 

[Pandora]

Yea!


YOu tell him!

We tell the boy but
he's too busy playing WoW
to send resumes.

 

[fly]

This is the best thread ever. I'd sticky it, but then people would ignore it.

 

[JJ Lady]

I think that he needs
a major ass whoopin, yea
who wants the first shot?

 

[Pandora]

elpmis is funnah
when he isn't a butthead
he made me laugh once

 

[Pandora]

I think that he needs
a major ass whoopin, yea
who wants the first shot?

Needs an attitude
adjustment, seriously man
more resumes beotch

 

[Pandora]

fly is a wierdo
a really really big wierdo
he's kinda special

 

[Pandora]

Spange works hard for
money he takes home to Thorn
she who wears the pants

 

[kiwi]

Thorn, and JJ, and
Pandora and Fuxx we should
all go on a cruise.

The other hot chics
that did not fit in the first
we want you there too.

April that includes
you, but let me get myself
to the buffet first.

 

[Thorn Bird]

all you girlies rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!! muah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!