write a haiku for someone(s)

[Thorn Bird]

pandora, so sweet
i'm happy i've found this friend
tomorrow, we shop.

 

[Thorn Bird]

theac, sexy bald
cook that makes me laugh so much
what's for dinner, man?

 

[Thorn Bird]

jj, house for sale
down the street from me, so pack
and get up here now.

 

[Thorn Bird]

bast. listen up now
get your ass in gear and find
a job that moves you.

 

[Thorn Bird]

heart and soul of me
is spange. he gives me laughter
and indigestion.

 

[Thorn Bird]

kiwi, lil' green fruit
and also a great artist;
doesn't clean house well.

 

[Thorn Bird]

knyte, man of armour
and gloves when he shoots his guns.
watch out michael j.

 

[Thorn Bird]

elpmis, so SIMPLE
with his silly games all day
he's really hot too.

 

[Thorn Bird]

nev, where are you man?
i still haven't figured out
what to think of you.

 

[Thorn Bird]

candy, now which one
are you again? i hope you
have a soft center.

(think tootsie pops, okay??? )

 

[wr3kt]

H, my name is wr3kt
I come her for peace and fun
Then April wants food.

 

[Thorn Bird]

bubbles, i don't know
which you are, but i love to
blow your kind a lot.

 

[Thorn Bird]

b_sinning, you're hot
i think you're very smart, too
and chock full of wit.

 

[Thorn Bird]

fly, my oh my, guy
you're so intimidating
with your weird knowledge.

 

[Thorn Bird]

april, i love that
you take the brunt of fat jokes
so i don't have to.

 

[Thorn Bird]

taeric, where are you?
we need to hang out again
your laugh's contagious.

 

[Thorn Bird]

drool, is that your name?
you left us high and dry here.
tell your wife hello.

 

[Thorn Bird]

lame-o, poor lame-o
will he ever get back his
name? i don't think so.

 

[Thorn Bird]

aratoldar, ahhhhh
you make me smile and blush with
all your nice comments.

 

[Thorn Bird]

galen, irishman,
i'm going to visit one day
i hope that's ok!